Crabwise via baton/fun with numbers via Pegasus’ Traum I encountered something terrific which I modified to make it easier to operate, yet give it a much deeper meaning and analysis and changed it in my very special way:
Learn everything about yourself with numerology !!!
Simply with your name !!!!!
More than you ever imagined possible !!!!1
More than you ever wanted to know !!!oneeleven
Enter your name to have it kabbalistic-numerolie
^H^Hogically analyzed with the infallible knowledge of the pre-ancient geniuses, combined with super-ultra-modern computer technology – but you can also leave the input field empty, then state-of-the-art new-scientific mathematicianmuddrag methods of space energy research will be used to determine your meaningfull number fully automatically! You just have to sit still and concentrate!
Please wait and concentrate, machino-telepathic process running…
ATTENTION! Do not shout “Achad, Shtaim, Shalosh”!
Error: Sorry, but this attempt was unsuccessful, the globally scaling cosmologistic background oscillation fields were busy with predicting lotto numbers. As compensation for the delay caused by this failure, here’s the result for the “6/49″ prognosis for the next drawing:
The six drawn numbers will bei among the following with a probability of 99.9%:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49
Please wait and concentrate again, tele-machinopathic process running again…
Error: Sorry, this attempt was unsuccessful, too, because there was an interaction with the cryptoglobalscaling contained within the protons and the gravito-electroweak negative dark-energy shielding during offline banking. But thanks for trying, since this caused 13,983,816 € to be transfered to my bank account.
Please wait and concentrate one more time – I got the feeling it will work this time…
Success: Yippee! Didn’t I say it?
Your superhyperpersonal numerologic name number is 253.
Your will* to gain knowledge about your marriage and partnership is a great action, but over your religion, sex and temptation have gained the victory a long time ago.
Justice, but not wisdom, can in now way cause the change of your luck through a spiritual power not without sacrifice and atonement no longer being lost. You already started the transformation to self-discipline – this can be a good omen! Take care that the magic efficacy and other catastrophies no longer have a negative impact on your Sensus communis.
On the quest for truth, faith and hope you also encounter much falseness and defamation. Be careful! You can potentially expect happiness and peace, but also keep awakening and rebirth in mind, but maybe don’t overdo it – then success might be sure for you! As well as failure if you fall for the illusion that this were a sensible and personal text, for it is just as arbitrary as a text based on other just as arbitrary numerologic or astrologic “calculations”.
This means for you:
Either you’re overcredulous, or you just wanted to see for fun what I came up with.
Tips for your future:
Think more and critically about the arbitrarily made up foundations of numerology. And visit my blog (this website) more often.
Don’t you also want to try the fully automatic process? Then remove the name from the input field and click the button!
* The words in italics are from the list of the(German) that a certain Herbert Reichstein once came up with, including numerous crazy name recalculations which almost seem satirical on its own…
According to Wikipedia, by the way, this Reichstein was also a devotee to a racist ideological system called ariosophy, comparable to nazism ideologies, with lots of esotericism and occultism. So not just a simple, harmless muddlehead.
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