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At least this spam mail, which I received a couple times in the last few days, seemingly indicates that – well, they probably just want to pretend respectability with all that fuss, e.g. people with “strong judgment” will hardly fall for that… (emphasis mine, and of course I added the photo):

Hello, webmaster.

Business Days, Inc currently has an opening for Customer Relationship Manager in the U.S.A and EU.

Responsibilities:
Prompt processing of incoming money transfers in real-time mode.

Education and Experience:
- Bachelor’s degree (optional)
- MBA/MS preferred
- Program and Project Management experience preferred
- Strong communication and influence skills
- PMP certification a plus
- 1-3 years financial services preferred

Knowledge and Skills:
- Strong project manager skills with a proven history of estimating and delivering projects on time, on budget, with high quality.
- Ability to establish, maintain, and monitor full project lifecycle plans for mid-scale to complex projects
- Ability to participate in identification of and planning for future resource needs.
- Demonstrated ability to balance priorities and simultaneous projects.
- Knowledgeable in technology, either gained hands on or through exposure to working with technology groups.
- Ability to work well independently and also be a strong team player.
- Excellent written and verbal communication skills in both analysis and technical subjects.
- Strong negotiation and influence skills, particularly within customer interactions.
- Strong judgment, issues management and problem analysis techniques in order to work across the firm with both technical and business organizations to resolve conflicts and deliver functionality.

Requirements:
- US/EU Citizenship
- Valid TAX ID/TIN
- Registered Company (must register upon request)
- Computer with Internet access
- MS Office (MS Word, MS Excel)
- Valid DL or any other ID with photo
- Home phone and mobile phone

PLEASE VISIT OUR SITE TO APPLY RIGHT NOW!

http://vendasoinvestas.net/

No, don’t “apply”, that’s criminal…

Photo © khz – Fotolia.com

A spam mail that slipped through my filter today:

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) WIRE/TELEX DEPARTMENT TINUBU SQUARE LAGOS NIGERIA. REPLY TO THIS EMAIL:[...] ATTENTION:SIR/MADAM, THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUNDS HAS BEEN GAZETTED TO BE RELEASED, VIA KEY TESTED TELEX TRANSFER (KTT) DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOUR ACCOUNT,AS WE ARE PROCESSING THIS IMMEDIATE FUND RELEASE,WE RECEIVED AN ORDER TO EFFECT TRANSFER THAT YOU ARE AWARE BY YOUR PARTNER. BELOW IS THE BANK ACCOUNT INFORMATIONS SUBMITTED BY HIM MR. ALEX K[...] OF [...]Denver, Colorado 80233 USA Phone-303-[...] FOR THE FUND TRANSFER OF $10.5MILLION USD IN YOUR FAVOR. BANK INFORMATION: JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. [...], Colorado 80233 USA Beneficiary: [...] Co. Inc Account No: [...] Routing No: [...] Swift Code: [...] WHY WE INCLUDED HIS DIRECT CONTACT PHONE NUMBER SO THAT YOU CAN PERSONALLY CONTACT HIM TO ENQUIRE AND CONFIRM TO US THAT YOU ARE AWARE OF THIS DEVELOPMENT TO AVOID WRONGFUL WIRE TRANSFER AS THE CBN,AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA WILL NOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY WRONGFUL TRANSFER. AS SOON AS WE RECEIVE THIS CONFIRMATION FROM YOU, WE WILL COMMENCE WITH ALL NECESSARY PROCEDURES IN OTHER TO REMIT THIS MONEY INTO A CERTIFIED ACCOUNT. THE CENTRAL BANK TELEX DEPT, DIRECTOR, IN CONJUNCTION WITH THE FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE (FMF) EXECUTIVE BOARD OF DIRECTORS AND THE SENATE COMMITTEE FOR FOREIGN OVER DUE INHERITANCE FUND HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS REPUTABLE BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF THE DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE/FOREIGN OPERATIONS, TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN INHERITANCE FUNDS THIS LAST QUARTER PAYMENT OF THE YEAR ENDING 2007. HOWEVER, WE SHALL PROCEED TO ISSUE ALL PAYMENTS DETAILS TO THE SAID MR ALEX KUMMER , IF WE DO NOT HEAR FROM YOU WITHIN THE NEXT 48HRS FROM THIS CRUCIAL NOTICE. WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE THE DELAY IN TRANSFERRING OF THIS FUND MUST HAVE CAUSED YOU. IF FIND ANYTHING CONFUSING, QUICKLY CONTACT ME BY PHONE, IF THE NEED ARISES. CONGRATULATIONS. DR JACKSON OKAFOR , CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN). CC: SENATE PRESIDENT CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [FPD] CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF NIGERIA

I replaced some data with “[...]“.

For saving their dishonor: The text itself was formatted with sensible line breaks, but these criminal dimwits declared it as Content-Type: text/html, which led to this display in my Thunderbird…