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Feb

2010

Grocery Lubricants

What’s more surprising – Amazon.com apparently offering personal lubricants in the grocery department, or believing someone looking around there might be interested in (multi-packs of) lubricants? I mean, sure, there are, erm, suitably shaped groceries¹, but … … …

Admittedly, the top category is “Grocery, Health and Beauty” and the subcategory “Health & Personal Care”, yet it’s an interesting combination Amazon might want to correct a bit.

(Why they’re offering this to me? Must be due to some Amazon joke with “customers who bought this also bought that”. Believe it or not…)

reportedly not really suitable for that use, though, so don’t try this at home… [↩]

This is a thing I've never known before
It's called easy livin'
Uriah Heep, "Easy Livin'"

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Tags: erotic, shopping, advertising
Category: Finds

Nov

2009

Projekt 52/45: Play Instinct

The next topic of Projekt 52.

Projekt 52 Topic 45: Play instinct

I love you 'cos you're sweet and I love you 'cos you're naughty
I love you for your mind baby give me your body
I wanna be a toy at your birthday party
Queen, "Tear It Up"

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Tags: erotic, Projekt 52, toys
Category: Leisure&Sports

Mar

2009

Schniblo

As could be read in other places already, today is not only Pi Day and Albert Einstein’s birthday, but also “Steak and Blowjob Day”, an addition to the well-known Valentine’s day a month before; in Germany, the steaks are replaced with schnitzels, which can be abbreviated as in this post’s title.

Apart from the fact that being single means a bit of a problem to participate in this day’s celebrations – if it were going like on the “official” German site’s graphic…:

…I don’t think it would be that great after all. Or how great could a blowjob be if the woman has to keep a plate steady on her head…?

You say you're hungry
I give you meat
I suck your mind
You blow my head
Queen, "Get Down Make Love"

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Tags: erotic, public holidays
Category: Calendar

Oct

2008

Links of the Week (2008/42)

Amazing pictures from the sun at the Boston Globe (via Bad Astronomy)
German: Florian Freistetters ausführlicher Bericht über einen Vortrag des UFO-Fanatikers Erich von Däniken
German: Interview mit AC/DC-Sänger Brian Johnson (via Biotechpunk)
Now what’s the first hit when you google for “gift from god” …? (via Pharyngula)
The latest 9/11 conspiracy theory

Should be waiting for the sun
Looking round to find the words to say
Queen, "Doing All Right"

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Tags: anti-science, erotic, universe, wuselbrusel
Category: Mysticism&Religion, Humor, Music, Science

Sep

2008

Testing, Testing…

I’m combining a few “personality tests” in this post:

First, the test for the “Wall-E” movie – probably I’m one of the last German bloggers to take it… sorry, it’s German only:

What Gender Is Your Brain? (this one’s in Englisch; via Tshalina.)¹

Your Brain is 27% Female, 73% Male

You have a total boy brain.
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts.
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes…
You never like to get feelings too involved.

And also via Tshalina these tests from Fit for fun (German; I didn’t translate the full result texts):

Liebesbarometer: Wie gut sind Sie im Bett? = Love barometer: How good are you in bed?