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Grocery Lubricants

Are you looking for something in our Groceries department? If so, you might be interested in these items. - 8 types of Personal Lubricant

What’s more surprising – Amazon.com apparently offering personal lubricants in the grocery department, or believing someone looking around there might be interested in (multi-packs of) lubricants? I mean, sure, there are, erm, suitably shaped groceries1, but … … …

Admittedly, the top category is “Grocery, Health and Beauty” and the subcategory “Health & Personal Care”, yet it’s an interesting combination Amazon might want to correct a bit. :D

(Why they’re offering this to me? Must be due to some Amazon joke with “customers who bought this also bought that”. Believe it or not…)

 


  1. reportedly not really suitable for that use, though, so don’t try this at home… []

Projekt 52/45: Play Instinct

The next topic of Projekt 52.


Schniblo

As could be read in other places already, today is not only Pi Day and Albert Einstein’s birthday, but also “Steak and Blowjob Day”, an addition to the well-known Valentine’s day a month before; in Germany, the steaks are replaced with schnitzels, which can be abbreviated as in this post’s title.

Apart from the fact that being single means a bit of a problem to participate in this day’s celebrations – if it were going like on the “official” German site’s graphic…:

schnitzelblowjob

…I don’t think it would be that great after all. Or how great could a blowjob be if the woman has to keep a plate steady on her head…?
:bigsmile:

Links of the Week (2008/42)

Testing, Testing…

I’m combining a few “personality tests” in this post:

First, the test for the “Wall-E” movie – probably I’m one of the last German bloggers to take it… sorry, it’s German only:

Wall-E-Test: Du bist EVE. Du bist neugierig, stets darauf aus, Neues zu entdecken. Du bist pflichtbewusst, aber kritisch und kannst dich durchsetzen. Für Freunde gehst du durchs Feuer und hast vor fast nichts Angst.
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What Gender Is Your Brain? (this one’s in Englisch; via Tshalina.)1

Your Brain is 27% Female, 73% Male
 
You have a total boy brain.
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts.
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes…
You never like to get feelings too involved.


And also via Tshalina these tests from Fit for fun (German; I didn’t translate the full result texts):

Liebesbarometer: Wie gut sind Sie im Bett? = Love barometer: How good are you in bed?

27 % The experts
73 % The epicures

Der Erotik-Test: Welcher Sex-Typ bin ich? = The erotics test: Which sex type am I?

40 % The pasha
30 % The forward
20 % The dreamer
10 % The gentleman


How accurate these results are, well, let’s leave aside that question…

And you? :mrgreen:

 


  1. I’ve taken the liberty to write the text directly, without the table and the brain drawing that’s the same for all results. []