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Depilate the moon calendar?

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesyou nackt? Ich am not.

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Let’s turn to unusual fetishes first: shopping carts without panties — now that’s not hard, just don’t buy panties in a big supermarket (and clothing shops don’t have shopping carts anyway) – and streets. street naked bottomless, of course. A street that’s been washed out underneath? Watch out, it might collapse!

Also a highly sought-after topic: men were more thongs — what, more thongs at the same time than women? Rather from the washing machine to the clothesline, guess it’s too uncomfortable on the body. But what will transsexuals like you and me do? Do they tell each other: show me your ass – translation to english — nothing to translate here, so we can get down to business right away: i find me a german girlfriend for sex in germany — now I wouldn’t mind a foreigner in Germany or a German abroad; hope that was no stupid nazi.

Like a riddle in between? Riddle – 1: You are in a square room, A window in each wall and all windows face south, a bear walks past what colour is it and where are you? (Solution below if you do not find it yourself.)

What’s the current phase of the moon, by the way? I should depilate moon calendar; and who wouldn’t like to know if full moon or new moon good for play lotto? After all you’d want lucky lotto numbers, maybe this warms YOUR HART, the light shines through my heart — come to think of it, it rather sounds like a bullet wound when light shines through a heart. And if not, turn on a lamp – your electricity meter is fuctioing, isn’t it? What’s electricity meter function without n if not “fuctio”? By the way, didn’t you notice: she photographed the electricity meter! Am I blind if you don’t see it? am i blind? can’t you see me standing here waiting in line?

Will aliens arrive on 21 december 2008? — Why should they? There won’t be any in four years either. — earth in 2012 really in dangere researchers report — real researchers won’t report anything, because such end-of-the-world prophecies are utter crap. Which doesn’t mean they can’t be combined in even crappier ways: prophecy atlantis dancer — and what’s the dancer doing? Making a ufo reportash? But tell her to take only real ufo videos (of real extraterrestrials)! Here are all links to such videos:

 

If that won’t work out, she can still join 11 other girls and shoot a video herself: 12 girls 1 champagne — they should just take at least a Jeroboam bottle, or else it won’t be enough for all. But don’t drink too much, otherwise something like this will be the result: SO MAkE ME LAUGh A LittLE;hELp ME gEt thROUGh. i USEd tO CRy ANd NO ONE kNEW.hELp ME OUt ANd tREAt ME RiGht.iTS bEEN A WHiLE SiNCE i’vE SMilEd tHiS BRigHt.SHOW ME tHAt NOt ALL gUyz LiE bE tHE ONE WHO kEEPs My EyES DRy

*hic* :bye: That’s it, gotta stop for today, the water calls to me and tells me to come in.

Oh, the riddle: You’re at the north pole, of course – at least if it’s currently frozen over, or it will be hard for a polar bear to walk by (which is white, of course).


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Shipping costs for truth?

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesi am the evil laughing inside of you!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Please lord let brook come to school today and everyday because we made a deal that we have no we made a friend ship truth that we will come to skool everyday from now on!!!!I BEALIVE IN HER I WANT HER TO NOT BRAKE THAT FRIENDSHIP PROMIS I WANT her to be
No god’s gonna help you, but keep going to school in any case, I don’t want any friend to ship the truth again! (What are the shipping costs, by the way?) Orthograpy and punctuation: F.

Let me correct that (hoping I got everything right myself):
Please, lord, let Brook1 come to school today and everyday because we made a deal that we have, no, we made a friend ship truth friendship troth2 that we will come to skool school everyday from now on!!!! I BEALIVE BELIEVE IN HER, I WANT HER TO NOT BRAKE BREAK THAT FRIENDSHIP PROMISE, I WANT her to be …(what?)

Baby Go Crazy Break The Rules Baby Come Take Me After School Oh Let Me Go
Take or let go? Now what? And with all that bad spelling above??

did color me badd pray over there song
A song about whether Color Me Badd were praying over there?? And anyway, over where?

deep purpple smoke of the worter
No, not quite there yet. But don’t give up, maybe you make it next week.

(do you see colours when you die)
((Depends on where you die.))

german e-mail excuse
Oh, no problem, I understand German.

please tell me you’re a fire waiting for my dry humor
Dry humor is too good to get burned. Speaking of burning:

why are there no more matchstick men
Here’s the answer:
why matchstick men are extinct
(artist unknown – anyone know more?)

how to stop electricity meter
Stop consuming electricity.

girl wears too to with no underwear
Tutu or not tutu, that is the question. Or would you prefer a doodle? I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.3

numerology 7 and 16
Anyone is actually numbering numerologies consecutively?

www.twogirls and onecap.com
No, domain names don’t look like that, and its content is also wrong.

full moon water won’t go bad
Full moon water is already bad – bad for your mind if you believe it would be different from water filled on other days.

virator diaper
Might very well be that (used) diapers are a source vor viruses and other germs – so wash or dispose off them soon!

:bye: Bye, let’s stop before anyone gets sick from the last few search queries – and if you want to be like me, then remember: I Steal Lots Of Sweets From Little Babies COZ IM A REAL MAN!!!!!


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  1. Brooke would be more common, but you never know with names… []
  2. or truce? ;) []
  3. Buffy episode 3.11: Gingerbread []

At what time of day is waning moon in 2008?

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

At what time of day is waning moon in 2008
At 4:08, 15:16 and 23:42. But I won’t tell you the day!

if there was a god would let me find what im looking for here?
That’s the proof of the non-existence of a god: You did not find what you were looking for!

photos of lady chastity-belt
Sorry, I don’t know a Lady Chastity-Belt. That really is a strange name.

geometric figure bring good luck
Geometric figure brings nothing. Not even as…

medicine.to.paint.on.com
It’s known that some people enter URLs into the search box, but using dots everywhere?

flower lice new homeopathy körbler
See, your flower’s got lice now – that’s the result of your lunacy.

please find two guy making love & kissing & lying photo
Are there any studies if politeness towards search engines leads to faster and/or better results?

porn after 12
After 12 is before 12.

The song woamen from whom is that
Wo Amen? Gotta be some Christian band, but that’s nothing I know about.

Advent advent a little light shines
ooo yeah this thing is on fire
I think it’s time
No, two weeks early!

which lotto numbers are standing good today
None, because either the drawing balls are lying in their box, or during the drawing they are rolling around. I never heard of balls standing, they’re no eggs of Columbus anyway.

las palabras always–at-because-first-in-is-like-live-takes-then-to-bet-wear-eat-get-up-goes
Errrm… what-do-you-mean?

:bye: Before there are more like this one: it’s the end for today, bye, and remember: man fuck anybody that read this cause Im stair get up like jesus.


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Fairy Cross of Mercy

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. but baby i know better now!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Fairy Cross of mercy
…is transported on the ferry ‘cross the Mersey? But don’t lose it, such a fairy cross is probably quite small.

fairy lottery website for the future numbers
No matter if with or without cross, even fairies will not help you; give up on this lotto prediction stuff already!

how often can lotto numbers repeat themselves ?
How many drawings are there?

ass portrait
With ears? But not here!

Where on the internet can you show yourself naked
Not here, I said. ’cause the commentators here can’t publish images.

must I wear thong at school
I don’t think that any school regulations require that, not even where uniforms are mandatory. Then again, maybe in Japan, you never know with those guys. ;)

science masturbation
And, what are the latest insights and results? Even if you don’t have problems, maybe it could still get better…?

numerology predict baby’s gender
That’s very simple: Count the number of sperms that were on their way to the egg cell. If it’s an even number, it will either be a boy or a girl, an odd number means it’s a girl or a boy.

animal telepathy perform yourself
It will work better if you have to pay for it – expensive placebos are more effective than cheap ones, too – and experienced animal telepaths are more fanciful in what they make you believe. 2x self-deception and 1x make-believe put together are more effective than 1x self-deception, y’know.

sexvido borno
Egyptians (which is where this search came from), too, only want the one thing on the internet. But will they find it this way…?

oldfrauen
Did you mean: altewomen?

When you wish upon a star ACTUAL SONG! SO YOU CAN HEAR IT
That’s bad if you get so many search results that don’t offer the song at all, right? Then why do you search with Google and not on Youtube, LastFM etc.?

sheet music online for o wen ther sains
That’s “O wenn du Sens go marching in”, silly. No wonder you don’t find anything.

:bye: Well, I believe that we’re at the end, so see you next time, and remember: God says push.


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Word help naked

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the gayest language, erm, to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. She loved me so long and she loved me so hard!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

With panties?
Yes, we got a few here this week, see below. Apparently I just can’t get around these panties searches…

word help naked
You mean that stupid paper-clip figure in some Word versions? But that’s already naked! (Some people do have a strange fetish.)

I WANT SEE RING DAWN BAKER YOU
Who? Don’t know her, is she pretty?

distance from st margrethen to lindau in english
According to Google Maps, it’s twenty-one point four kilometers by car, and it shouldn’t be much more by train at that corner of Lake Constance. Wouldn’t be shorter in German either.

And the days go by like a stand in the wind………………………………… Say to my friends – baby- nothing else matters ……………………………
Are we supposed to fill in something…?

Ein Prosit hey hey
Hey hey – hey? The Oktoberfest is over.

hey hey get up out the way
No, I’m staying!

hey hey i got too little money
Who doesn’t? But scam mails are no solution!

south africa email scam 875
Someone is numbering them??

half panties
We’re not doing things by halves here!

p.o.r.n. :bigsmile:
There’s n.o.t.h.i.n.g. to see here.

porn as parade dass
No, no porn parades, please. We’ll stay decent here.

girls without panties
girls without thong
Where’s the difference?

penties spelled correctly
No.

my wife must not wear panties
That might get quite cold in winter.

the last digit of pi (between 0 and 9) (inclusive)
No matter if 0-9 or 1-8: Pi is irrational and transcendental, and that’s no mystic bullshit in this case, but also means that π has an infinite number of digits, so there’s no last digit.

Honey can you lift up your legs a little bit?
If need be – but hurry up with your vacuum cleaner!

:bye: That vacuum cleaner is getting too loud, so let’s stop for today. By, and something to think about until next time: What to say when you talk to your mind?


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