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May 2008

1000!

1000!

Over one thousand comments have been written by you, my visitors, so far – thank you very, very much! (And trackbacks/pingbacks and my own comments are not counted, of course; that would have been 1931 at that point, and that’s not a number to celebrate…)

The 1000th is from “Captain Obvious” David in today’s music quiz, his 40th comment – without you and all other 75 recurring commenters (and the over 140 one-timers), it would be quite boring here, so again a big THANK YOU!

La ola

Music Quiz 16

Welcome to the latest edition of my music quiz. This time it’s another song title described in the following image – though not quite as directly as in previous editions…:

Musik-Quiz 16

Any guesses?

Gelöst von Dave: The Ballad of Chasey Lain von der Bloodhound Gang – im Bild zusammengesetzt aus “the ball ad of Chase E. lane”.

Weil’s so schnell ging:


2.) Which title is this?

Musik-Quiz 16.2

Gelöst von Dave, der hier schön “abstauben” konnte: :) Twist In My Sobriety von Tanita Tikaram.

Danke allen Teilnehmern! :clap:

Enlightenment with Cimddology!

ci Part 5 of my little satire series about mysticism and pseudoscience…
 


Erleuchtung Achieve ultimate enlightenment! Be 0.9997 with everything! Or even one!

As Master of Cimddological Enlightenment you will be able to virtually turn your thoughts into a cimddological atomic force picoscope and bend the spin network in all 26 dimensions at will! Clear the way to your innermost light!

The path to mastership leads over just a few tedious and absolutely overpriced bargain courses and seminars which really nobody anybody can afford! And the best: The first course is absolutely free of charge! * The succeeding courses will let you achieve easily step by step your 4D and 5D activation up to the 26D activation for all dimensions as well as the education to Microcim, Nanocim, Picocim etc., and at the end it’s just a little step to the European championship enlightenment mastership! Then everything is open to you:

  • Take a bath in quantum foam for absolute recreation!
  • Watch superstring wearers from closest distance without being noticed!
  • Learn to fly without using our extremely overpriced slop our Cimddyon Water™ Plus!

As mentioned earlier, we are always deeply honest, so we have to mention that this education is a little costly – each course costs 1000x of the one before –, since we have to finance our luxury mansions in the Caribbean our research which demands a lot of material and energy.


To support your achieving ultimate cimddological enlightenment, you should also ignore have a look at our additional offers:

  • You have problems finding and cleaning your chakras? Just forget that rubbish and let your chuckras find you! Yes, that’s right, you don’t need to search for your chuckras, the chuckras will find you! (For a “little” compensation, of course.)
  • Use our Cimddyon massage oil – an emulsion with our well-known Cimddyon Water™ – for your massages, it guides and amplifies the vibrations and energy of your massaging body parts; best use your (bald!) head or your buttocks! Who told you that nonsense about the hands transmitting spiritual energy the best way??
  • Learn to use the phases of the moon for you and e.g. impale people you don’t like with the crescent – we will show you how!

You see we won’t skip anything to give you lies solutions for all your life’s situations!

Bla!

 

* plus hall rent, travel, accomodation and catering. Course duration 5 seconds approx.


Photo by Stas Perov – Fotolia.com

Moles on Mars!!!

The new Mars lander Phoenix touched down last night, everything seems to have worked well, scientists cheer about the first images – and what do I see:
THERE ARE MOLES ON MARS !!!1one

You don’t believe it? See yourself – on the left the original image where I marked the spot, top right the detail section, in the middle with enhanced contrast, bottom from this false-color version:

Mole on Mars

Now if that don’t look like a mole peering out of the ground – it almost seems to swim in it – what else? :P

For comparison, a photo of a mole from Earth:
mole
(by Michael Dufek, see Wikipedia)

PS: Yes, of course I’m just joking, playing around a little with this pareidolia, of course this is just a rock.
:loll: