
Translation: Validity: Calendar Week 14/2009: 1 Apr – 7 Apr 09
A calendar week starts on… Wednesdays??
(Brochure of an electronics market 2009)
(I left out the German links again, so there’s not much left…)
Happy Easter!
Bei Funkuhren soll das irgendwie automatisch gehen, also können wir uns auf die funklosen Uhren, die man heute ja vorstellen soll, beschränken. Also darf ich vorstellen: Eine Thermometer-Uhr1 und meine alte (selten getragene) Armbanduhr, am Freitag fotografiert:
(An die Kameras muss ich auch noch denken, aber da ist die Uhrfunktion ja nicht das Entscheidende.)
As could be read in other places already, today is not only Pi Day and Albert Einstein’s birthday, but also “Steak and Blowjob Day”, an addition to the well-known Valentine’s day a month before; in Germany, the steaks are replaced with schnitzels, which can be abbreviated as in this post’s title.
Apart from the fact that being single means a bit of a problem to participate in this day’s celebrations – if it were going like on the “official” German site’s graphic…:
…I don’t think it would be that great after all. Or how great could a blowjob be if the woman has to keep a plate steady on her head…?
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