500! or Half of the time we don’t know

This is 500th post in this li’l blog o’ mine (don’t get confused by the number in the URL, that one also counts drafts, pages and uploads). And it’s already a tradition to show you some of the search phrases (with grey background; neither shortened nor extended nor made up, I just translated the German ones) that brought people here:

do you know why we should break down and cry
You can find some reasons in here, since there’s an answer if you reach into your soul.

bandaged feet of verona poth
Who’d want to see that?? i fucking dont care!

i think im in love with a girl who lives
That’s certainly better, necrophilia is really abnormal (and illegal).

sex with spectacle wearer
Certainly possible. What’s your problem?

in coffee naked
Warning, hot! And certainly expensive to have that much coffee in a cup that large to contain a person. Or hard if you mean coffee beans.

a fuck of coffee
So, cheers and enjoy! If that, whatever exactly it is, is something to enjoy…

i want my pray come true
Well, who’d pray hoping the prayers were useless? Alright, they are, in general, all rather useless – and even Google won’t be able to change that.

internet page enter numbrs and predict
There you are, enter a number and click OK:

My prediction was “” — as you can see, I was right!

numerological preview 2008
…says: “Numerology still is rubbish and nonsense.”

predictions for end of the world
There are many, and not a single one turned out to be true. Guess why?

Finding the proper words and spelling them correctly is not always easy:
exist other planet with lyfe youtube
every morgen wake up
-mother hope you came my life yeah yeah
are you love same tonight tables
do you see the light aaaaa
oh oh oh oh oh may there be no pools tonight
you got a reaction that’s bed in you
me “where you” feel when i am look love that “but now”
i have below the machine cook can i can i every want to send on the blue oh tell me why

That’s it for this time, bye!

 

please don’t stop c’mon
Okay, call me when you want it i give it, so let’s continue:

schnuffel kuschel bedclothes
Yuck!

vulva university
There’s a university for that? Where??

top commenters blog
You’re a comment spammer, hm? Then why didn’t you comment here yet – don’t like that I don’t count from the start of the month, which would make it easy to place your link in the list, but the last 30 days instead?

This, now, really is the end for this time. Just a saying:

childhood ends when you stop seeing monsters in your closet and you realise that they are walking on the street

 

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