Word help naked

Welcome to the gayest language, erm, to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. She loved me so long and she loved me so hard!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

With panties?
Yes, we got a few here this week, see below. Apparently I just can’t get around these panties searches…

word help naked
You mean that stupid paper-clip figure in some Word versions? But that’s already naked! (Some people do have a strange fetish.)

I WANT SEE RING DAWN BAKER YOU
Who? Don’t know her, is she pretty?

distance from st margrethen to lindau in english
According to Google Maps, it’s twenty-one point four kilometers by car, and it shouldn’t be much more by train at that corner of Lake Constance. Wouldn’t be shorter in German either.

And the days go by like a stand in the wind………………………………… Say to my friends – baby- nothing else matters ……………………………
Are we supposed to fill in something…?

Ein Prosit hey hey
Hey hey – hey? The Oktoberfest is over.

hey hey get up out the way
No, I’m staying!

hey hey i got too little money
Who doesn’t? But scam mails are no solution!

south africa email scam 875
Someone is numbering them??

half panties
We’re not doing things by halves here!

p.o.r.n. :bigsmile:
There’s n.o.t.h.i.n.g. to see here.

porn as parade dass
No, no porn parades, please. We’ll stay decent here.

girls without panties
girls without thong
Where’s the difference?

penties spelled correctly
No.

my wife must not wear panties
That might get quite cold in winter.

the last digit of pi (between 0 and 9) (inclusive)
No matter if 0-9 or 1-8: Pi is irrational and transcendental, and that’s no mystic bullshit in this case, but also means that π has an infinite number of digits, so there’s no last digit.

Honey can you lift up your legs a little bit?
If need be – but hurry up with your vacuum cleaner!

That vacuum cleaner is getting too loud, so let’s stop for today. By, and something to think about until next time: What to say when you talk to your mind?

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