Word help naked

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the gayest language, erm, to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. She loved me so long and she loved me so hard!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

With panties?
Yes, we got a few here this week, see below. Apparently I just can’t get around these panties searches…

word help naked
You mean that stupid paper-clip figure in some Word versions? But that’s already naked! (Some people do have a strange fetish.)

I WANT SEE RING DAWN BAKER YOU
Who? Don’t know her, is she pretty?

distance from st margrethen to lindau in english
According to Google Maps, it’s twenty-one point four kilometers by car, and it shouldn’t be much more by train at that corner of Lake Constance. Wouldn’t be shorter in German either.

And the days go by like a stand in the wind………………………………… Say to my friends – baby- nothing else matters ……………………………
Are we supposed to fill in something…?

Ein Prosit hey hey
Hey hey – hey? The Oktoberfest is over.

hey hey get up out the way
No, I’m staying!

hey hey i got too little money
Who doesn’t? But scam mails are no solution!

south africa email scam 875
Someone is numbering them??

half panties
We’re not doing things by halves here!

p.o.r.n. :bigsmile:
There’s n.o.t.h.i.n.g. to see here.

porn as parade dass
No, no porn parades, please. We’ll stay decent here.

girls without panties
girls without thong
Where’s the difference?

penties spelled correctly
No.

my wife must not wear panties
That might get quite cold in winter.

the last digit of pi (between 0 and 9) (inclusive)
No matter if 0-9 or 1-8: Pi is irrational and transcendental, and that’s no mystic bullshit in this case, but also means that π has an infinite number of digits, so there’s no last digit.

Honey can you lift up your legs a little bit?
If need be – but hurry up with your vacuum cleaner!

:bye: That vacuum cleaner is getting too loud, so let’s stop for today. By, and something to think about until next time: What to say when you talk to your mind?


Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

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  1. K

    Man weiß nie, ob man da lachen oder vielleicht doch weinen soll! :D
    Aber wir müssen Julia wohl mal nach ihren Freizeitaktivitäten und Nebeneinkünften befragen. :mrgreen:

  2. M

    Mit jedem dieser Beiträge wirst du umso schrägere Suchkombinationen erhalten, ein wahrer Teufelskreis!

  3. c

    Konna, lache! :)

    Michael, ein Teufelskreis ist etwas Unerwünschtes, der Begriff passt hier also nicht. :mrgreen:

  4. M

    Aha, das ist also erwünscht. OK.

    In der Wikipedia habe ich was zum Thema Fäkalsprache gefunden:

    * scheißen (bereits im mittelhochdeutschen, schizzen, vulgäre Betonung erst im 19. Jahrhundert)
    * kacken (von cacare, lat., fraglich seit wann vulgär)
    * auf dem Thron sitzen (scherzhafte Redewendung)
    * einen Bob in die Bahn werfen (scherzhafte Redewendung)
    * eine Bremsspur legen (scherzhafte Redewendung)
    * eine Stange Lehm aus dem Rücken (oder Kreuz) drücken (scherzhafte Redewendung)
    * Schokotalern das Schwimmen beibringen (aus South Park)
    * Einen Nougatriegel aus dem Rücken drücken
    * Einen abseilen (Ursprünglich “einen Neger abseilen”, wegen rassistischer Konnotation allerdings Wandel) Vor allem im Ruhrgebiet aber auch in Hessen verbreitete Redewendung

    Vielleicht ergibt das ja was nettes demnächst. hehe

  5. LR

    Hui, deine Suchbegriffe toppen meine ja um Längen!

    Ich helf dir aber trotzdem gern ein bisschen: “Nuttenschuhe”. Hat bei mir bezüglich Suchbegriffe Wunder bewirkt. :mrgreen:

  6. c

    Dankeschön, mal sehen, wann die ersten damit hier landen…

    LaRocca, deine sind doch auch nicht schlecht – da fehlen höchstens noch deine “Antworten”. :)

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