200, or: So many questions…

This is post # 200 in this li’l blog o’ mine (don’t get confused by the number in the URL, that one also counts drafts, pages and uploads). I know, others might just raise a light smile, at best, at these numbers, but… so be it.

To let this post have some meaning, I’m gonna “answer” a few questions that I have been approached with through the search engines (and I’ve translated the German ones for you):

• give it to me baby ah ah
  Sure. Let’s start!
• baby can you listen to me
  I’m all ears, go ahead.
• do you think you can fool me eric
  Wrong door, there’s no Eric here.
• what the best birthday letter that i give to my honey
  Ooooh, that’s a hard problem, who understands the women anyway? Sorry, can’t help you, I don’t want to risk that my suggestion might not be the right one for your lady…
• how can it be that none of the deeper questions cross your mind? are you afraid to find surprises?
  And you are asking me that? (But at least you are using question marks!)
• lotto higher winning chance which numbers should i take
  Well, if you’d only knew that in advance… but with selling pretended prognoses, it appears, there’s more money to be made than with using them yourself…

• how much do i have to pay to play 16 lotto numbers
  At once? In the selection system 120€ plus handling fees (for 160 tip rows). The full system maxes out at 13 numbers. But I think there are better ways to spend that money – for your honey’s birthday, for instance (see above).
• lotto numbers which are good
  are random numbers good or bad in lotto
  which lotto numbers are good
  which lotto numbers shall i take
  which lotto numbers shall i play
  which lotto numbers should be played
  Let’s put it this way: for a “6 of 49” lotto, they should be between 1 and 49 (inclusive).
• is their an tip what the lotto numbers be today
  One? Millions. For each drawing. The higher the jackpot, the more. I also see that in my search statistics…
• how cann i an letter write and automatically translate too german
  If even your English is full of errors, an automatic translation will be even worse. See e.g. the Anghela spam mails
• do we fear what we dont understand
  Could be. You can also make fun of it (see above).
• what does English mean to me
  Maybe more than to others (see above)…
• do you feel the magic in my hand
  Erm, this might be a little too public a place for manual sexual intercourse.
• if you don’t need me why am i still in your bed
  Huh? *takingaquicklook* Nope, wrong address, there’s nobody in my bed now.
• do men wear thongs
  poll men thongs
  I really should do a poll about that here…
• what is foul weather
  Where are you living if you don’t know that? Don’t want to tell? I can understand that, might get too crowded otherwise…
• zjom zjom!