400, or: So many questions…

This is post # 400 in this li’l blog o’ mine (don’t get confused by the number in the URL, that one also counts drafts, pages and uploads). I know, others might just raise a light smile, at best, at these numbers, but… so be it.

As in the 300th post, which also started in a similar fashion, I’m gonna address some of the questions and statements I have been approached with through the search engines (and I’ve translated the German ones for you; the search phrases have a grey background):

• pages nobody needs
  Won’t find these here.
• monster tits
  Well, I certainly wouldn’t call the two tits in the upper right corner (photo by Max xx / flickr) monsters. Alright, from an insect’s point of view, maybe, but otherwise?
• birds keep passing by to tell me
  And what do they tell you?
• i am the lord your god this is what is real and weather you like it or not the human race has only one destiny
  And, erm, which destiny is that?
• masturbation!
  Aaaah yes. Okay, not that I‘d listen to a god, but if you say so – hang on, I’ll be back in several minutes…

well and now?

Alright, back to the fact i’m the mack and i know that, let’s continue with a panties update (photo by Meredith_Farmer / flickr):

• crappy panties!
  Well, yeah, you’re somewhat right; just mention panties once, and you get those search requests…
• show me your panties
  Nope.
• what do you see below the panties?
  Maybe you can see the background through the gap bewteen the legs?
• the panties of the aunt
  What about ’em? And why on earth is it aunts who are so popular when it’s about panties or being nude??
• guys wearing girlfriend’s panties –
  how the hell can you think your beautiful?

That’s enough, before another visitor arrives with the panties size of paris hilton, let’s move on to other topics quickly:

• uri made geller it
  I think don’t so.
• write one mails where I serious counter
  Hmm, that might be difficult…
• newst celphones by apel
  Very difficult! Better forget about it.

Now just a plea to the universum : 6 correct lotto numbers. And now it’s time for bed, i am too weak, that’s it for today, bye!