300, or: So many questions…

This is post # 300 in this li’l blog o’ mine (don’t get confused by the number in the URL, that one also counts drafts, pages and uploads). I know, others might just raise a light smile, at best, at these numbers, but… so be it.

To let this post have some meaning, I’m gonna address some of the questions and statements I have been approached with through the search engines (and I’ve translated the German ones for you; the search phrases have a grey background) – well, some of them are answering each other:

(I know, my 200th post started in a a similar fashion. )

All right, everything is gonna be so right, welcome to your destiny, believe in yourself, the answer will come.

• can i borrow you for a minute maybe two or five maybe for the rest of my life
  The former: yes, why not – what for? But the latter must be thoroughly thought through…
• me in my panties und I without panties
  Really? Can you prove that with a photo?
  i live in russia
  I don’t. But why does that keep you from making these photos?
• do men wear thongs
  do you like men in thong
  Since the German Stringtanga Forum noticed my poll this Wednesday, there’s quite some buzz in the poll and in the comments, so check it out again…
• lotto “6/49” how often two consecutive numbers
  No, no, you do that “Bild der Wissenschaft” math quiz nicely by yourself…
• calculate the next lottery numbers
  Impossible.
  do you believe in what you’re saying
  Yes.
  say it’s not so
  Well, it is, sorry.
• turn around ask yourself
  …
  (no reply)
• ain’t looking for nothing but a good time and it don’t get better than this
  Thanks.
• next uri geller what to say to throw spoon off the tv –
  nothing –
  which 3 words does uri geller say in hebrew –
  achad shtaim shalosh –
  what does achad shtaim shalosh mean
  “1, 2, 3”.
• 2 girls 2 cup?
  Don’t know about that one.
  2 girls 1 cup original video –
  vomit stimulus
• another question hangs in the air now there’s an answer i know it’s out there –
  you’ve got so many questions –
  you bet
• do you want sugar one lump or two
  No thanks, no sugar for me.

So keep on rocking or turn the tv off and go to bed now.