At what time of day is waning moon in 2008?

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

At what time of day is waning moon in 2008
At 4:08, 15:16 and 23:42. But I won’t tell you the day!

if there was a god would let me find what im looking for here?
That’s the proof of the non-existence of a god: You did not find what you were looking for!

photos of lady chastity-belt
Sorry, I don’t know a Lady Chastity-Belt. That really is a strange name.

geometric figure bring good luck
Geometric figure brings nothing. Not even as…
It’s known that some people enter URLs into the search box, but using dots everywhere?

flower lice new homeopathy körbler
See, your flower’s got lice now – that’s the result of your lunacy.

please find two guy making love & kissing & lying photo
Are there any studies if politeness towards search engines leads to faster and/or better results?

porn after 12
After 12 is before 12.

The song woamen from whom is that
Wo Amen? Gotta be some Christian band, but that’s nothing I know about.

Advent advent a little light shines
ooo yeah this thing is on fire
I think it’s time
No, two weeks early!

which lotto numbers are standing good today
None, because either the drawing balls are lying in their box, or during the drawing they are rolling around. I never heard of balls standing, they’re no eggs of Columbus anyway.

las palabras always–at-because-first-in-is-like-live-takes-then-to-bet-wear-eat-get-up-goes
Errrm… what-do-you-mean?

:bye: Before there are more like this one: it’s the end for today, bye, and remember: man fuck anybody that read this cause Im stair get up like jesus.

Photo: Coka –


  1. b

    “Siehste, das haste jetzt davon, deine Pflanze bekommt schon Läuse wegen deiner Spinnerei.”

    Nicht, dass der Dödel jetzt meint, er müsse sich Spinnen auf den Kopf setzen, die seine Läuse fressen …

  2. c

    Wenn die Spinnweben dann wie ein Fell aussehen, kann vielleicht das Fellmonsterchen helfen, oder? Hoffen wir’s…

  3. SB

    Ich finde diese Beiträge von dir immer sehr amüsant. Ich überlege schon, sowas auf meinem Blog zu machen. Da kommen auch die skurilsten Anfragen zusammen :)

    Aus welchem Zeitraum postest du hier die Suchanfragen? Sind das Anfragen aus der kompletten Blog-Laufbahn, oder von letzter Woche?

  4. c

    Ein paar (diesmal, glaub ich, nur “please find…”) sind älter, die hab ich mir eben notiert und verwende sie, wenn sie passen – bzw. andersrum: ich hebe sie für später auf, wenn sie mal nicht passen oder wenn’s sonst zuviel würden; die allermeisten sind aber aktuell (seit dem letzten solchen Beitrag).

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