Reversed Baton

Or to phrase it differently: A questionnaire baton that gives the answers and you have to think about the questions, found in the Stöckchen-Blog (German, translated by me):

“Please question the following answers.”

Well, then, let’s start:

• When was the first time you were driving a car yourself?
  1.) When I was one and a half years old. My parents were thrilled.
• What things would you only do when naked?
  2.) Blog, drive bumper cars, hand out flyers in a pedestrian zone, grow beans on the balcony, tinker chestnut men, play polo, paint christmas pictures on chicken eggs, meet friends.
• Where will you be awarded your next medal?
  3.) In Beijing.
• You’re a lousy marksman, aren’t you?
  4.) Yes. When I last had a rifle in my hands, I had almost killed the man from the fairground.
• How often do you stand up from your armchair/sofa?
  5.) About three or four times a year. Can’t do it more often, it’s too wearisome.
• When did you last take a shower?
  6.) That’s been an eterníty ago. Ten or eleven years, I think.
• What would you like to give to your local innkeeper?
  7.) The Nobel Prize in Economics.
• Whose haircut do you like least?
  8.) Erm, I have to think a little longer here. Boris Becker maybe? Mahatma Gandhi? Ah, no, now I got it: Ursula von der Leyen.
• When did you last have to read your electricity meter?
  9.) In October 2006.
• To whom do you pass this baton on now?
  10.) Come on, I wouldn’t answer this question even to my best friend. Much less a complete stranger.

I repeat: The answers were given, the questions are mine. So if you want to take the baton, find your own questions.

I admit, only one of my questions truthfully matches the answer.