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September 2008

Teassting

“Testing as”? “Teas sting”? But what is stinging tea? Or does Sting want some tea? “The ass thing” (*cough*) by someone who can’t pronounce a th? “Teasing St(reet)”? Will we ever know what this word from this dating scam mail is supposed to mean?

Hello,blushrose
My name is peace.i saw your profile today at (www.clubafrika.com) and found you worthy to be mine as some one whom i can lay on his arms

Wait a sec, whose arms? Leave your pimp out of this, will you?!?

as long as love is concern, caring and teassting you all the nightlong, If you are interested in knowing more about me and for me to send you some pictures of mine, contact this:E-mail address.(peace4me_khalifa@yahoo.com) to hear from you,

Why don’t: you.(scammers) right away, erm, why don’t you scammers send the photos right away? That’d be an even better lure for all the lovesick guys stupid enough to reply to such mails.

Loving you forever
peacerosetongue(whatever)

(The smilies are from Yahoo, and of course I checked that in the mail source before I let my mail program load them. According to the header, the mail has indeed been written with Yahoo Web Mail.)

The same text, also with other names – Queen (of all things…), loveth, morrin, jane, … – and other dating sites, can be found in numerous comments all over the net, as well as that email address, by the way.

Now if you think this is a travel cost or money laundering scam with nice love letters, you’re disappointed, for already in the second mail “she” hints at this being just another advance fee fraud promising millions of dollars – but more on that in a few days…

» Continued here…

Google knows no borders

Half the world is talking about the announcement of Google’s own browser called Chrome, and Big G presents its advantages in a long Comic, worth reading, actually. And what do my weary eyes see on page 13 when they are talking about a Danish team and display a map of Europe?

Google Chrome Comic p.13 map of Europe

Denmark as well as Belgium, Netherlands, Luxemburg, Switzerland, half of Austria, Slovenia and Hungary belong to Germany! Was there a new war or annexation I missed?

The Greek islands appear to have drowned, too, and the Black Sea seems to have dried up. Well, climate change and stuff, these things can happen.

Hope the browser got less errors… ;)

Mouse has nightmares?

Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search querieshave a great good time come on!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

mouse has nightmares? oh yes ever since the storm
Ooh, the poor mouse. But I can understand that, especially if it was a strong storm, like Kyrill, Katrina, etc. Maybe petting will help.

LATIN FOR IST ICH WE ARE HERE
English for is not this here.

www deuch porno com
German means “deutsch”! Not “deuch”! Told you in July already!

100% frei Deutsch Datierung (which translates to “100% free German dating”, but only the kind of dating that’s synonymous to “age determination”)
See, you can spell it correctly, too. Until next time, we’ll learn how to speak understandable sentences, alright? Otherwise your date will not only be mad when you guess her age wrong.

i am trying 2 ring my number but is not working
Maybe the line’s busy when you’re calling yourself…

boys fight quotes
Yes, boys, fight those evil quotes!

austria wieden knife shop price rat
A price rodent in a knife shop? Huh??

maik over and drees up games
I’m soary, I don’t nou any.

play wesring
Wes… whose ring? Wlestring? Wrestling? “Don’t try this at home!” Except on a game console, but that may be not that easy with all those moves.

save my life xandria how to play in guitar
I guess if you find a guitar that’s large enough for you to fit inside, it will be quite cumbersome to play that guitar.

i am an elent i am a legal elent am an englishman in new york song
Now that’s woeful even for non-aliens, so we better end this for today, bye, let’s get to bed it’s late!
:bye: