Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… now aaaaaaa if lone be a fine!
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
hart kohr pornos
GIRL FUCK EISCREM PIC
womens po po
sleeping nackte girls
ero tick tanz de
I don’t think you’ll have that much success with this language mix-up.
sex videos with lots of porn
Yeah, this pseudo-story and that talking in porn movies are annoying, everyone would prefer lots of porn in the porn.
d in dating
Yes, there’s a “d” in the word “dating”.
Now here’s the panties of the day:
new below without panties photos
Above without panties would be too commonplace, of course. But have you really already seen all photos, or how would you tell which is new and which is old?
Cat 2 Girls 1 cup.com
No, there’s no cat in that movie.
2 girl lan cup
The version for LAN party attendants? Maybe for badly organized LAN parties without toilets?
16 years thong
But wash it sometimes! By the way, which brand are you using that’s still not worn out after 16 years of wearing and washing?
Alright, enough erotic topics.
cat god if you can´t make me thin
…then diet yourself and do more sports. Maybe get chased by a large dog, pussycat. (Or who else’d pray to cat gods?)
how large should letters be in the paint-on medicine method
At least 300 points. And always in the face so you immediately see what a moron the “patient” is.
oh jesus wont you come on down why dont you show your self
Might be because he’s dead for almost 2000 years.
lotto numbers during full moon
There surely are some lotto dawings at that time. Doesn’t influence the numbers, however. And when selecting your numbers, the full moon certainly provides more light than the new moon.
extraterrestrial twitter journalist
Given how much some journalists despise blogs, I hardly think that extraterrestrial journalists are using Twitter, of all things.
names dear percent calculate
How about numbers hated per mille calculation?
i like my down mu
That’s funny, I like my up µ!
one two tree so fine i really wanna make you
…mine? Well then go and buy that tree or the two trees if you like them so much!
Telepathy is actually, in the best case, self-delusion. At any rate, it’s not real, and often also intentional fraud.
Alright, time’s up for this time, its five past twelve. And don’t forget: That’s how it’s gonna be, if you ever really want to get lost then follow me.