Zur deutschen Version dieses ArtikelsHello i’ve got something to tell you but it’s crazy! Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… sit right here and tell me baby whatcha need.
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
i can see you in you eis
(“Eis” is German for “ice”) Ice in the ice? May happen. But it’s of little use to directly speak to the ice.
click
Huh?
clock
Uh.
oh oh oh song from whom is it
Oh oh oh, I don’t know. Does one of my readers know more?
how calculate with astrology the lotto
You take planet and paint numbers on.
ancient trick to predict lotto numbers
Take the date of the drawing in the Maya calendar, for instance 12.19.15.14.0, 5 Ahau 3 Zac for this Saturday. Works just as well as any prediction, i.e. not at all.
What, you don’t like the 0? Wait and see, it will be drawn this time!
wrong end of the world prophecies
All. But who’s making such silly prophecies anyway?
I didn’t do it
no i didn’t
i did nothing
Those who deny the loudest are often the guilty ones…
why did i do nothing?
Well, only the gods know that – i.e. nobody.
Jesus can you please do something new in my life Im feeing terrible Lord
Try atheism. 
Did you know Genise lived in a house? Cause I dont nothing here but Chicken
No, didn’t know that. But watch out, chickens can be aggressive – not that they’ve driven Genise out of her house (or even worse)!
good uniwerse
No, not good – universe is spelled with a “v”.
quotes no ones heard of
How do you want to find quotes on the internet if nobody heard of them?
kroatisch deutsch sprich englisch
“Croatian German”.
hey hey hey hey im a white cloud
Hey hey hey hey, now what were you smoking? Got something left?
the trick with the panties
No, no panties this time.
you bastard
Hey, no insults here! Just wate for the next search queries post.
Well, before more angels without panties show up: that’s it for this time, bye, and remember: what’s rock without noise? you can’t have that! there’s no such thing!
Sebastian1 2008-10-24 at 12:09 786 Comments
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hey hey hey hey im a white cloud
Die Suchanfrage ist doch mal klasse.
buchstaeblich2 2008-10-24 at 12:16 75 Comments
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Der oh oh oh song ist natürlich von mir. Leider ist das geheim und ich muss Jeden töten, der das erfährt.
cimddwc3 2008-10-24 at 13:31 6322 Comments
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@Sebastian: Ich frag mich, ob auch mal eine graue Wolke vorbeikommt…
@buchstaeblich: Aber dann hab ich ja noch weniger Leser!
tshalina4 2008-10-25 at 14:20 33 Comments
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Du wirst lachen…ich hab immernoch keine Vielfalt im Bezug auf Suchwörter auf meinem Blog. Ich poste nun wirklich täglich und immer was anderes. Was machen die bescheuerten Google-Sucher? Die suchen immer nach dem Gleichen und obwohl ich nicht weiß wie, sie landen mit dem Schrott immer bei mir.
“Ficken Schwiegermutter” oder “Wie fickt sich Schwiegermutter” ARGHHHH – Hilfe…
tshalina5 2008-10-25 at 14:21 33 Comments
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P.S. Die Frau hat endlich einen anständigen Feedreader und dich mal hinzugefügt.
cimddwc6 2008-10-25 at 18:52 6322 Comments
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Du hast halt (zumindest für Google) ein sehr spezielles Themenblog.