Fairy Cross of Mercy

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. but baby i know better now!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Fairy Cross of mercy
…is transported on the ferry ‘cross the Mersey? But don’t lose it, such a fairy cross is probably quite small.

fairy lottery website for the future numbers
No matter if with or without cross, even fairies will not help you; give up on this lotto prediction stuff already!

how often can lotto numbers repeat themselves ?
How many drawings are there?

ass portrait
With ears? But not here!

Where on the internet can you show yourself naked
Not here, I said. ’cause the commentators here can’t publish images.

must I wear thong at school
I don’t think that any school regulations require that, not even where uniforms are mandatory. Then again, maybe in Japan, you never know with those guys. ;)

science masturbation
And, what are the latest insights and results? Even if you don’t have problems, maybe it could still get better…?

numerology predict baby’s gender
That’s very simple: Count the number of sperms that were on their way to the egg cell. If it’s an even number, it will either be a boy or a girl, an odd number means it’s a girl or a boy.

animal telepathy perform yourself
It will work better if you have to pay for it – expensive placebos are more effective than cheap ones, too – and experienced animal telepaths are more fanciful in what they make you believe. 2x self-deception and 1x make-believe put together are more effective than 1x self-deception, y’know.

sexvido borno
Egyptians (which is where this search came from), too, only want the one thing on the internet. But will they find it this way…?

oldfrauen
Did you mean: altewomen?

When you wish upon a star ACTUAL SONG! SO YOU CAN HEAR IT
That’s bad if you get so many search results that don’t offer the song at all, right? Then why do you search with Google and not on Youtube, LastFM etc.?

sheet music online for o wen ther sains
That’s “O wenn du Sens go marching in”, silly. No wonder you don’t find anything.

:bye: Well, I believe that we’re at the end, so see you next time, and remember: God says push.


Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

1 Comment

  1. S

    Immer wieder herrlich diese Anfragen.

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