Seen yesterday:
A Difficult Step
Whoops, the first step in this Lego instruction is way too difficult for me. Couldn’t they have split it in two steps…? Anyway, glad it’s not a pro only instruction manual – just imagine they had combined steps 1 and 2 into one! 
Highest Praises
- can be rotated in all directions
- clear map layout
- easy to read
- handy and stylish
- extremely stable base
- appr. 4 inch diameter
These are grand word with the highest praises on the back of a package, aren’t they? But how does the content really look like?
Starlet
An ad on a local ad newspaper (Bayrisches Taferl 16/2009) in normal newspaper size – complete view1 in the top left, the right and lower parts show enlarged details of the red framed areas. (Click to enlarge.)
My congratulations to the winner of the “Least Readable Asterisk Explanation Text” contest!!
Update 17:20: Ha, they even got the same offer on their website – here’s the non-selectable text in default size:
At least you can read it without problems when zooming in with the browser – it says the usual about the limited time, extras are extra, can’t be combined with other offers, and the copyright of “Doctor’s Associates Inc.”, who own the SUBWAY® brand.
- except for the other ads that I blurred, that is ↺