She seeks him naked

Welcome to a special edition of “replying” to search queries about erotic and sexual topics. (The title was a search phrase, too, of course.)

Fot those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

x-ray glasses nothing underneath
What should anyone want to wear underneath his glasses, anyway?

i wanna girl with long legs and a short coat
Don’t we all? Well, I could do without the coat, too…

why woman refuse to make love when we talk them
Huh? You mean women don’t want sex when you talk to them? Maybe you should work on your conversational skills – or just remain silent. Maybe it helps if you pretend you can’t speak at all…

photo without pties, photoswithoutpanties
I think you should improve your orthography.

uncensord no penties
I think you should improve your orthography.

born free video sex withiut registration
I think you should… well, you know what I mean.

is porn
…pardon?

porn german age 16 and over
No, porn is (regardless of its language) for ages 18 and over. (And “soft erotic” movies rated 16+ are no porn.)

porn have
Nice for you. But you know, there’s no need for such a short message writing style here.

porn bla
Bla bla. Right. You mean we should come to business instead of just talking? Well, bad luck, you won’t see porn here.

Free Preview of How Women Finger themselves and Moan into the Camera
I said you won’t see anything here.

humansex
Good idea. Sex with animals is abnormal and forbidden (and rightly so), and sex with objects not that interesting. Is there something special you’re interested in?

fucking scene a man with a woman
What, a regular hetero scene? That’s actually still sought-after?

i like fucking can show me how to fuck a lady
Ah, you got no experience with a woman yet and want to educate yourself further. You got a problem there?

the cunt is too tight
A comment spammer that arrived at about the same time gives the answer: Anal sex.

great idea for porn
But also nothing new.

Let’s briefly get to the topic girls with and without panty:

women playing with panties
women without panties
women with panties
C’mon, make up your mind!

fun without panties, no more panties from today on
Alright, at least you made up your mind – but will you really manage to see it through winter?

its so cold girl lemme get my camera
Well, that’s a reason, at least. And if it gets hot, that’s a reason to undress and, you got it, also get the camera.

sleep nude
If it get’s hot, that’s certainly a good idea – but watch out that you keep pace with this rollercoster ride of a summer…

nude happy
Yeah, be happy!

men who have themselves bathed in the sun in thongs
I can bathe in the sun on my own, without help.

I think that’s enough for this time. Bye, and remember: when we die we’ll all have our clothes off – but then it’s too late.

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Original photo: Tomasz Wojnarowicz – Fotolia.com