Shipping costs for truth?

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesi am the evil laughing inside of you!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Please lord let brook come to school today and everyday because we made a deal that we have no we made a friend ship truth that we will come to skool everyday from now on!!!!I BEALIVE IN HER I WANT HER TO NOT BRAKE THAT FRIENDSHIP PROMIS I WANT her to be
No god’s gonna help you, but keep going to school in any case, I don’t want any friend to ship the truth again! (What are the shipping costs, by the way?) Orthograpy and punctuation: F.

Let me correct that (hoping I got everything right myself):
Please, lord, let Brook1 come to school today and everyday because we made a deal that we have, no, we made a friend ship truth friendship troth2 that we will come to skool school everyday from now on!!!! I BEALIVE BELIEVE IN HER, I WANT HER TO NOT BRAKE BREAK THAT FRIENDSHIP PROMISE, I WANT her to be …(what?)

Baby Go Crazy Break The Rules Baby Come Take Me After School Oh Let Me Go
Take or let go? Now what? And with all that bad spelling above??

did color me badd pray over there song
A song about whether Color Me Badd were praying over there?? And anyway, over where?

deep purpple smoke of the worter
No, not quite there yet. But don’t give up, maybe you make it next week.

(do you see colours when you die)
((Depends on where you die.))

german e-mail excuse
Oh, no problem, I understand German.

please tell me you’re a fire waiting for my dry humor
Dry humor is too good to get burned. Speaking of burning:

why are there no more matchstick men
Here’s the answer:
why matchstick men are extinct
(artist unknown – anyone know more?)

how to stop electricity meter
Stop consuming electricity.

girl wears too to with no underwear
Tutu or not tutu, that is the question. Or would you prefer a doodle? I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.3

numerology 7 and 16
Anyone is actually numbering numerologies consecutively?

www.twogirls and
No, domain names don’t look like that, and its content is also wrong.

full moon water won’t go bad
Full moon water is already bad – bad for your mind if you believe it would be different from water filled on other days.

virator diaper
Might very well be that (used) diapers are a source vor viruses and other germs – so wash or dispose off them soon!

:bye: Bye, let’s stop before anyone gets sick from the last few search queries – and if you want to be like me, then remember: I Steal Lots Of Sweets From Little Babies COZ IM A REAL MAN!!!!!

Photo: Coka –

  1. Brooke would be more common, but you never know with names… []
  2. or truce? ;) []
  3. Buffy episode 3.11: Gingerbread []


  1. M

    Erinnert mich daran, warum das Doppelschwanzmänchen ausgestorben ist:

  2. c


  3. F

    Deine Suchenden sind teilweise noch verrückter als meine. :-)
    Der hier: “wie kann man stromzähler stoppen” ist auf jeden Fall noch rabiater. Bei mir landen nur die, die die armen Stromzähler manipulieren wollen. Und ich dachte, man manipuliert nur Wahlautomaten… :twisted:

  4. c

    Manipuliert wird alles, was manipuliert werden kann. :twisted:

    Hmm, man könnte Stromzähler doch ins Minus drehen, sodass der Stromversorger derjenige ist, der zahlen muss… ;)

  5. SB

    Oh man, die Männchenbilder sind ja geil! Wie kommt man nur auf solche Ideen, sowas zu erstellen?

    Auf jeden Fall habt ihr mich sehr zum lachen gebracht, vorallem das Doppelschwanz-Männchen ist ja ne Bombe :)

    Sind die Animationen bzw. Bilder irgendwie geschützt, oder kann man die frei weiterverwenden?

  6. M

    Natürlich unterliegen die Bilder dem Urheberrecht.

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