- 15 funny 404 error pages at the Express incl. Hans’s – originally taken from Franceso Mugnai’s list of 100 pages.
- Unfavorably placed ads (Best of – 28 photos) (via Bloggerei.de).
“im Lauren from us”
Whether it’s “Helen” in May (displayed striked-out here) or “Lauren” now (underlined) – in reality it’s just dating and advanced-fee fraud:
You can see more my photo’sim Lauren from usHallo, my name’s
HelenLaurenIm
28,29, now i live in Ashville NC, USA.
I am woman who’s looking to meet some new people and friends.
You can see more my photo’s and about me
at my Website Home Page: http://[…].110mb.com
if you wanna chat plz send me letter.my personal e-mail:
kurey.helen@gmail.comsunny.lauren78@gmail.comi’ll be wait 4 your letter with a great impatience
Lauren
Helenp.s Du darfst mir auf dem Deutschen schreiben.
Ich verstehe ein wenig Deutsche die sprache.
(The last two lines in wrong German re-translate to “You may write to me on the German. I understand a little Germans the language.”)
So we see: Got one year older, changed the name and removed the link to a free-hosted website. Also included a cheap black-and-white photo instead of an überkitschy color photo. The rest is the same.
Don’t reply, they’re only criminals.
Doch kein Respekt
Just about a scam spam mail that’s been automatically translated into German…
Something’s missing here
From the shipping confirmation of a German online shop, Friday evening 9:42pm (my translation):
The shipment is transported with the shipment number by DHL.
Starting the next work day, you can query the current status of your shipment with the address given below on the DHL website or at the DHL telephone number 01802 – 30 22 00 (0.06 EUR per call).
(If an error occurs when executing the link, please copy the complete link into the input field of your browser.)
Shipment number? Link? Erm… 
The parcel finally arrived on Tuesday. Apparently the quick Friday night shipping didn’t work after all…