Translation: Upper level apartment 3: 4 rooms, 13.6 m² living space, 13 m² balcony
Apartments are getting smaller and smaller… but how do they cram 4 rooms in there?
Well, at least the balcony is almost as large!
Ad flyer Oct. 2008
Doch kein Respekt
Just about a scam spam mail that’s been automatically translated into German…
Something’s missing here
From the shipping confirmation of a German online shop, Friday evening 9:42pm (my translation):
The shipment is transported with the shipment number by DHL.
Starting the next work day, you can query the current status of your shipment with the address given below on the DHL website or at the DHL telephone number 01802 – 30 22 00 (0.06 EUR per call).
(If an error occurs when executing the link, please copy the complete link into the input field of your browser.)
Shipment number? Link? Erm… 
The parcel finally arrived on Tuesday. Apparently the quick Friday night shipping didn’t work after all…
Safer than the Stock Exchange!
Thanks a lot to the book store/office supplies/lotto retailer Pesch for this investment tip!
Translation: “Play Lotto – Lotto is safer than the stock exchange!!!”
I immediately followed that recommendation and invested all the money I had left thanks to this financial crisis into four lotto tips. I’ll report tomorrow night after the drawing what the result is. Keep your fingers crossed for me, throw salt over the shoulder, knock on wood, whatever brings luck! 
Note: From a legal point of view, this is no investment advice, you’re responsible for your money yourself. Or what was that standard phrase again…?