From the German weather service, Deutscher Wetterdienst, Weather and warning situation south-east (German), today at 4 p.m. (my translation, as good as possible):
Headline:
In northern bavaria here and there, in southern bavaria only a few THUNDERSTORMS, partially with SQUALLS, HAIL and INTENSE RAIN.
Well, hopefully lightning strikes are not rare, but only seldom.
I’ve added a » gallery with a handful of (mostly older) photos and screenshots to this site. It’s up to you readers to tell if they are really funny to you – some are rather “capostrophical”. 
Let’s see what else I’ll find; this gallery is intended to be expanded in the future.
(Copyright of all these images, unless specified otherwise in particular cases, owned by me – no re-publishing without express prior consent!)
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