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Phone number telepathy?
If that’s supposed to be a kind of aptitude test, it’s quite a high barrier:
Pretty English sentences in English
Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… You’ll get it really…. try again…
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
pretty english sentences in english
Pity, I only got pretty German sentences in German in store…
are number 4s bad in your house number
Just written this house number numerology satire, and already people are searching for that stuff. 
your touch, your face, across the milky way, and then she says
What is she saying, then?
German language mehrere jungs beim arzt boxershorts ausziehen
Yes, that’s German language.
take off underwear at the doctor
Recommended when he’s supposed to examine you in places that are covered by your underwear.
how to undo panties
If you can’t do that yourself, you should either ask the person who put the panties on you, or use a bolt cutter.
photo´s handcuffs body
For that plural capostrophe, your body really should be put in handcuffs, yes. And then given a proper whipping…
he can’t love me because i’m black
Then just let that racist go. Or did you mean:
put my head down michael jackson
…so you can give him a blowjob? Get lost, I don’t want that stuff here!
pictures of how the moon looks in the next 30 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even the 140% increase in the number of exclamation marks compared to last week won’t change my answer: Won’t!! look!! that!! much!! different!!!!!!!!!!!
I want evidence that aliens exist
You know, everyone should demand them instead of believing all that UFO alien crap right away! It’s just that noone can give you such evidence.
what can you do to prevent head shaking
Stay away from mystics and popes.
aquablue not working
Welcome to reality! (It’s a mystic “water treatment” thing that I once wrote about in German only.)
stefan gödde wiki lovers
I don’t think that the “The Next Uri Geller” host and Wiki are lovers.
ever had 6 correct numbers?
Yes, but spanning multiple lotto tips, unfortunately.
all names of the 2nd season series in german
Erm, of what series?
use God
Many believers and church leaders do that, each in their own way. Surprisingly exploitable for something that doesn’t even exist…
what’s a 9 long edges 6 corners
A triangular prism, I’d say. (Two triangles above each other, its corners connected.)
I await your confirmation
Pfff, search for it yourself.
Bye, that’s it for this week, and remember: If you think I’m crazy… That’s Right..
Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com
What your house number unveils about you!
A satire inspired by other, toootally realistic offers by a feng shui teacher at a folk high school…1
Did you know that your house number tells more about you and influences your life much deeper than you thought? Yes, numerology is a highly interesting science! The right knowledge about your house number and the appropriate measures will grant you a totally new access to it – to your life, that is, not to your house.
And you don’t have to spend 70, 80 or even 100€ per hour for it – no, I’m offering this service completely for free for your personal well-being, in order to improve my karma! (Alright, the highly recommended additional offers mentioned below are only available for cash, but so what, you owe that to yourself!)
Let’s get to the analysis of your house number – keep in mind that every number has its own emotional quality and energy!
| House number | Meaning |
|---|---|
| 1 | You lucky fellow! Your personal potential got the best prerequisites to unfold freely! Now you only must make sure to use radiesthetic measurements in order to accomplish the optimum energy level and the most harmonic energy flow! |
| 2 | You should seriously consider to tear down your house and rebuild it stritcly adhering to feng shui guidelines. Because it’s the goal of feng shui, taking into account all laws of nature, to optimally guide the flow of energy for you! |
| 3 | The only thing missing to your absolute luck are the right geomantic triangular stone placements – an ancient shaman ritual, even older than Waayatan’s magic tricks! But they must be performed at full or new moon only! |
| 4 | Houses with the number 4 are prone to many disturbance areas under the bed (since many beds have 4 feet) – unfortunately regardless of where the bed is placed. So the only option you got is to put your bed into your (feng-shui optimized!) garden or, if you got no garden (what? no garden? everyone needs a feng shui garden!!), only sleep in hammocks. |
| 5 | You tend to take everything too relaxed. That’s not good for business rooms, since you care about a good work climate, don’t you? But also for private rooms it’s important: At all costs, do use humane colors and shapes! |
| 6 | Your street number causes a hexagon in your thoughts and thus causes energetic blockades. You really have to attend a renowned spiritual healer – now I’m none myself, but I’ll certainly find one in the vicinity that I can recommend. (For a little fee.) |
| 7 | Ah, the 7, a truly msytic number! You only need just one teeny addidtinal energization of your walls, and then you can protect your living area from foreign influences – and all that without any aluminum-foil hat! |
| 8 | Octagonal tensions in your family are virtually preprogammed – only systemic family constellations will help, they will allow you to assume your position in your life systems! |
| 9 | Nine nine, erm, no no, that’s not a good number. You should immediately look for another address – but beware: first calculate the day quality to scientifically determine the best day for moving! |
| others | Look at one digit after another; if there’s a 0, potentiate your efforts regarding the recommendations of the other digit(s)! |
| with letters (e.g. 11a) |
Oh oh oh, that’s very bad for the angelic powers. Immediately put cosmic crystal mandalas on all your exterior walls and without gaps in order to request the free energies from the cosmos! These powers are available to any responsible person at any time and without costs! (Creating the correct mandalas isn’t, unfortunately.) |
| with – or / (e.g. 5/2) |
Consider it an arithmetic problem; if a number with decimals results, look at the parts before and after the decimal point separately. If you |
Remember: “Humans are not, they become …”, so finally become so harmonic and send me half your monthly income for a good feeling! You’ll see it will work! Work for me in any case, that is; it works for you if you really really belive in it!
Bla!
Photo: tsk/sxc
Album Song of the Day (4.2.)
As an extension of the new series B-side of the day there’s now also “treasures” on Queen albums that are only available on the album and not on singles/maxis. For the 18th anniversary of the release of the Innuendo album, it’s “Don’t Try So Hard” today, a beautiful ballad mainly written by Freddie – apparently one of Brian May’s personal favorites among all Queen songs.
Needless to say that the album reached number 1 on many charts and achieved several platinum statuses – the last Queen album in Freddie’s lifetime who died in late 1991, and curiously it ends with the song “The Show Must Go On”…
Photo: clix/sxc