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AOL is not God

2008-02-01

If you are brave enter here! Welcome to the search queries of the last two weeks that led visitors here.
(As before, search queries have a grey background; I didn’t make them shorter or longer or even up. I just translated the German ones.)

Before you fairly start this story I should like to give you just a word of warning – okay, where’s the problem? A man is still a child and i have so many questions. Aha. Well, I can see the latter clearly in my stats… Alright, can we start? Come go with me there’s so much you can see, I’m gonna tell you a big bad story baby!

Whether prayers via AOL are heard? God if you can hear me right now please give me a sign that Brian loves me. I got my doubts. Also, simpler wishes seem strange, too: I want to write an email to Criss Angel. Nice. And you think that Google Mail comes up right away with the correct address? Do you think you could buy me a toy? please. No, you get no presents from me, I don’t even know you. achad!!! shtaim!!! shalosh!!! No, that don’t work on me.

Quickly a side-trip to the gross corner, so we can get over with it: I have to pass gas all day long – then you might want to hand out gas masks to those living with or visiting you. the viedeo 2 girls 1 cub see once buut find nix – now what’s more gross, the linguistic quality or the wish for that video? And why in hell are people searching for “www.2 girls 1 cup.com” exaktly like that, including spaces? :roll:

But it gets even uglier: Calculation of lotto numbers today – impossible! can lotto numbers be predicted? No! guaranteed lotto prediction spells? lotto witch who can make numbers come true? astrology lottonumbers? respectability of horoscopes? That’s all just superstition, false religion!

Now let’s move on to the erotic area. (photo © Mzelle Biscotte on flickr)

display dummy Baby take off your close. Pardon? Baby won’t you take off your clothes? Ah. Okay, but I’m not wearing panties. I never wear panties. Just like the display dummy on the left. Due to electricity in panties, you know? :P

Chastity belt for women and photos: erm, what would photos need chastity belts for, and how’d that work? Then better balcony photo nude: you surely can shoot these on a construction site nearby, you’ll surely see a balcony without handrail, decoration or whatever you could call “nude”. balcony masturbation or penis or sperm -fun -joke -pet -animal -dog -cat – Huh? Good thing you exclude the latter words with the “-“, but that’s quite strange a search query, you know that?

Its a strange world and we’re trying not to lose our way. Well… but some ways should be left – or not stepped on in the first place, I think. I wanna call you my boy i wanna call you my girl – Stop! Enough! Im feeling fine, nothing but sex is on my mind. Well, fine, I can understand that, but don’t overdo it, okay? One more: prinzzess nude pics – her blog is there, but I never came across such photos there…

Well, that’s it for today – alaaf and helau! :prost2: :bye:

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Projekt 52 week 5: My addictions

2008-02-01

Projekt 52 The topic for week 5 in Sari’s Projekt 52:
 

My addictions!

Since I didn’t necessarily want to shoot chocolate and computer/internet, for the expectation that this might occur several times isn’t that far-fetched, I thought I’ll take this:

05: My addictions

Week 5: My addictions

Well, it’s no addiction in the stricter sense, but if I’d have to do without Leberkäse for a week, it wouldn’t be nice either… ;)

The photo shows a local butcher’s specialty during carnival time, “Metzgerkrapfen” (Krapfen = Berliner = bismarck = …), containing a little sweet mustard (which I didn’t catch when cutting) and nice spices on top.


Blog-Parade Nachttisch-Lektüre

2008-01-31

A German blog carnival about books on your nightstand…

Textworker veranstaltet eine Blog-Parade zum Thema Lektüre auf dem Nachttisch – nette Idee, finde ich, da muss ich einfach mitmachen. :)

Nun gut, so viele wie bei Julia sind’s bei mir nicht, da würde mein Nachtkasterl wahrscheinlich zusammenbrechen. Und nein, das alte Buch rechts gehört nicht dazu.

Textworker möchte wissen:

  1. Wie viele Bücher warten darauf, endlich fertig gelesen zu werden?
    Direkt auf dem Nachttisch sind das: (a) Unweaving the Rainbow von Richard Dawkins; (b) Vampire Stories by Women (34 Kurzgeschichten, liegt schon “ewig” da); (c) ein Sudoku-Heft von Puzzler; und daneben steht, der Größe wegen, (d) Band XXVIII der Carl Barks Collection. Immer wieder findet sich auch eine Ausgabe von (e) Spektrum oder Bild der Wissenschaft, aktuell liegen die aber im Wohnzimmer.
  2. Was schätzt du an den Büchern, die auf dem Nachttischchen liegen?
    (a) befasst sich schön mit dem Thema “Science, Delusion and the Appetite for Wonder”; (b) ist immer wieder für eine kurzen Biss in den Nacken gut ;) ; (c) bringt etwas Denkarbeit als Abwechslung (und die Rätsel von Puzzler sind auch “schön”); (d) muss man zum Gesamtwerk des größten Donald-Duck-Zeichners noch was sagen?; (e) bietet eben aktuelle Artikel aus allen Bereichen der Wissenschaft, die auch meist für “interessierte Laien” verständlich sind.
  3. Welche der Bücher, die du noch fertig lesen willst, empfiehlst du, auch zu lesen?
    Alle. :mrgreen: (c) allerdings nicht, nachdem ich damit fertig bin, denn gelöste Rätsel sind irgendwie langweilig…
  4. Was wird das nächste Buch auf dem Nachttisch?
    Ich hab noch im Regal einige Krimi- und Grusel-Kurzgeschichten-Sammlungen stehen, außerdem zwei Krimis von Ruth Rendell und ein Buch von Dean Koontz. Aber ich hab auch noch ein paar der Wissenschaftszeitschriften aufzuholen…
  5. Was für Bücher liest du sonst so, die du empfehlen willst?
    Wissenschaftlich gefallen mir die von Brian Greene und Lisa Randall zu kosmologischen Themen; unterhaltend auf jeden Fall Terry Pratchett mit seinen Scheibenwelt-Romanen, Kathy Reichs schreibt auch ganz nette Krimis – vgl. die Fernsehserie “Bones” –, und das eine oder andere von Stephen King hat ja wohl eh jeder, oder? :)

Update: Textworker hat die Auswertung veröffentlicht.

How much discount for 30th anniversary?

2008-01-30

The DIY store chain who has often been annoying enough with its frequent advertisements “20% on everything – except pet food” – whatsitsname again, erm, yes, “Praktiker” (=practitioner) – apparently now celebrates its 30th birthday. But not that they’d just say “30% on everything” now, oh no, according to today’s flysheet:

  • 31% on cair conditioners and fans,
  • 27% on tiles,
  • 24% on furniture and racks,
  • 23% on building elements,
  • 22% on fireplaces and heaters,
  • 21% on wood.

All that from Feb 1 to 4; plus from Feb 5 to 7:

  • 33% on all energy-saving lamps.

That raises some questions for me:

  • Did they price these things so tightly that this is the maximum discount they can afford?
    :lol2:
  • Or are they just trying to pretend that were the case?
  • Did they roll the dice for these numbers?
  • What can we expect the next weeks and months?
  • Is it worth the potential confusion of customers and employees?
  • On average (with regard to their total sales volume), is that more or less than “20% on everything”?
  • Are these the next lotto numbers?

:zuck:

(Note: More or less regular updates of current rebates in German.)