Evolutionary Regression

That’s exactly what must be happening with creationists – because the obvious refusal to use the mind, the brain, and instead utter such bullshit (pardon, had to be said) as can be seen e.g. on GodTube.com (the apparently fast growing YouTube copy for Christians christian fundamentalists) cannot be an advantage for mankind.

Example: Evolution woud say that all inanimate things become life, including mousetraps becoming mice (near the end of this clip about woodpeckers).

:dunce:

As Ernest Hemingway said:

“All thinking men are atheists.”

Max from „Wissen belastet“, where I found this, mentions (in German) some more questionable examples and contents of GodTube.com, e.g. a little girl who “may” memorize a Psalm, of course with many comments on GodTube appreciating this.

A quote from Phil Plait from BadAstronomy.com:

“When you see that spark, that glow, that moment when a child understands what they are seeing [through a telescope], or even just the potential in their faces as they chew over the nature of reality, of the Universe… the joy that fills your heart is impossible to describe. It’s wondrous.
Creationism and fundamentalist dogma destroy that potential. It’s wrong, and it’s evil.
It’s brainwashing.”

The latest headlines

lustige Zeitung

Created with the newspaper generator from Onlinewahn.de (German) – main headlines and picture as well as newspaper name editable, the rest is theirs, added randomly (they also offer ID cards and coins).

Translation:

Run out of ideas?
Expert tip: DON’T KEEP YOUR HEAD BURIED IN THE SAND!

Newspaper name: Yawn
The other headlines: Nyu spallin rivorm — No power to drugs! Extraordinary tax on Smarties planned — World record in amok running! — New Pisa study: tree nursery leading — DJ Toilet Seat wins election — Pope condemns puffed rice

Several folks can not resist

…being “bribed” :wink: with 24 cans of an energy drink to place an ad banner on their blog. (In the German blogosphere.) Basically, a nice idea – since I don’t like such drinks that much myself, though, I’ll pass. (A lewd pun I wrote in German doesn’t work here.)

A question, by the way: Do you have to pay taxes for these advertising incomes? How would that work – take a few cans to your local tax officer (or your minister of finance)? :zuck: :tongue:

Singende Tiere

This is about a long funny song in German (where even more contributors are wanted) – I really can’t translate that into English, sorry…

Für ihr “wiedererwecktes” unendliches Lied braucht die Prinzzess noch mehr Dichter für Strophen der Art

Das Gürteltier, das Gürteltier bringt gleich nen ganzen Kasten Bier… fidirallala, fidirallala, fidirallalalalalaaaaa

Der Pinguin kommt in nem Frack, hat dennoch nur ein Ei im Sack… fidirallala, fidirallala, fidirallalalalalaaaaa

Der Weihnachtsmann, der Weihnachtsmann, der schleppt die Hochzeitstorte an… fidirallala, fidirallala, fidirallalalalalaaaaa

um auf mindestens 200 Strophen zu kommen – und auch wenn euch nichts einfällt, lesenswert ist es durchaus (typisches Understatement; eher: Vorsicht, Lachkrampfgefahr!), also schaut mal rein!

:rofl: