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2007-09-18

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Created with the newspaper generator from Onlinewahn.de (German) – main headlines and picture as well as newspaper name editable, the rest is theirs, added randomly (they also offer ID cards and coins).

Translation:

Run out of ideas?
Expert tip: DON’T KEEP YOUR HEAD BURIED IN THE SAND!

Newspaper name: Yawn
The other headlines: Nyu spallin rivorm — No power to drugs! Extraordinary tax on Smarties planned — World record in amok running! — New Pisa study: tree nursery leading — DJ Toilet Seat wins election — Pope condemns puffed rice

Several folks can not resist

2007-09-17

…being “bribed” :wink: with 24 cans of an energy drink to place an ad banner on their blog. (In the German blogosphere.) Basically, a nice idea – since I don’t like such drinks that much myself, though, I’ll pass. (A lewd pun I wrote in German doesn’t work here.)

A question, by the way: Do you have to pay taxes for these advertising incomes? How would that work – take a few cans to your local tax officer (or your minister of finance)? :zuck: :tongue:

Singende Tiere

2007-09-17

This is about a long funny song in German (where even more contributors are wanted) – I really can’t translate that into English, sorry…

Für ihr “wiedererwecktes” unendliches Lied braucht die Prinzzess noch mehr Dichter für Strophen der Art

Das Gürteltier, das Gürteltier bringt gleich nen ganzen Kasten Bier… fidirallala, fidirallala, fidirallalalalalaaaaa

Der Pinguin kommt in nem Frack, hat dennoch nur ein Ei im Sack… fidirallala, fidirallala, fidirallalalalalaaaaa

Der Weihnachtsmann, der Weihnachtsmann, der schleppt die Hochzeitstorte an… fidirallala, fidirallala, fidirallalalalalaaaaa

um auf mindestens 200 Strophen zu kommen – und auch wenn euch nichts einfällt, lesenswert ist es durchaus (typisches Understatement; eher: Vorsicht, Lachkrampfgefahr!), also schaut mal rein!

:rofl: