Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOUR FROM, WHAT YOU DID, WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU, WHAT YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT YOU IT DOESN’T MATTER YOUR ALL ….WELCOME!!!
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
german men looking for sh
Sh? Now what – shit? Not here. Ship? Got none. But there are so many things with “sh” – so be more specific!
shana ina
I see. Her name is Jana Ina, was guest at that Uri Geller show and is pronounced like “shana ina”. What do you want from her?
Fuck me good, c’mon.
Firstly she’s married, and secondly I doubt she’d like to meet some arbitrary googler.
dominatrix boxers “wear briefs”
Strange dominatrix. Wouldn’t it be more apt if she commands “wear leather thong”?
free idiot test
Idiot is a strong word, but I’d say you’re not that clever if you actually believe in this:
The proof lotto is computable
…or in this:
prediction by mysthicism in lotto 5/45
…or maybe if you’re searching for this even before the very first show:
Street Magic with Farid ratings
…or if you search like this on Thursday for a show that’s on on Tuesdays:
yesterday kicked out the next uri geller
This last one might have been just a minor lapse, though.
why does uri geller not speak german
Maybe he just never learned German – ever thought about that?
people you don’t want to know
One name was just mentioned…
lulin comet meaning in astrology
A new heavenly body just detected, and already such questions come up – I wonder if there are any astrologers who actually reply “none” to this question.
how to be a wise capricorn witch
That doesn’t match: wise and minding zodiac signs…
astrology natural catastrophes 2010
Wouldn’t call astrology a natural catastrophe. Neither this nor next year.
astrologic predictions 2012
My prediction: “Astrology will utter the same nonsense in 2012 as it did so far. At least.”
when you see the light you realize
Yeah, what?
hush!I hear people coming into my shadow of my existance
Well, no shadow without light. But I won’t shut up, there are more search requests waiting to be answered. So, what might it be that the people want?
unification with light-beings
That only works if you’re a firefly. Didn’t you know that those are the incarnations of light-beings, light-angels and light-whatever?
angel numerology 4 8 24 14
The sum of these digits is 23 – so your angel is a cospiring illuminati!
free help against curses
Free help against curses is always the best! Since it’s free to ignore that silliness altogether – contrary to several fraudsters who’d demand lots of money.
“global scaling” 2012
In 3 years GS will be not more than just the pseudoscience it is now ~ though I can’t tell if those lotto number sellers will say anything yet about that Maya calendar or that stupid raise of consciousness.
“fractal” search woman man
Errrm… no.
mini without panties
Why, are those small cars that small that you won’t fit inside with panties?
Quickly without comments to a few special topics – first a little too many quotation marks:
"come" "take" "tell me" "by the" "way" "country" "door" —
"the" "fall" "has" "gone" "when" "the" "love" "open your eyes" —
"baby" "please" "you" "could" "be" "the" "only" "one" "for" "me" "always" "right" "there" "waiting" "on" "me" "I" "just" "can’t" "let"
Englisch or German? Who’d want to decide anyway?
nackter popo free
men intimrasur movie
lucky lotto zahl for tomorrow
Women Ohne-Höschen Straße
And finally: What neither URLs nor sensible search requests look like:
www. prosieben sendung unter deine tini . de
www.tehn nix Uri Geller
www.the next uri geller folgen.de
www.die Lotto zalen am 12 samstag.de
www.Bücher für Lotto.de
augen arztin 22.at
www.fastlive.com.zei
you tou porno.de
Y ou . porno comhart
you.hup.porno
Finally an idea for Valentine’s day:
fuck jewels I think my soul shine bright enough
I’m just not sure if your girlfriend is satisfied with only your puny soul instead of jewels.
But there’s one thing I know, I dont want Think about you
See, she’s not!
That’s it for this week, bye, gotta leave now – No time, no time at all…I got no time baby..lotsa better things to do – i have got dirty thoughts on my mind.
Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com
I joined the microblogging service Twitter about 2 weeks ago, writing a total of 60 tweets so far – this post is not supposed to be a proper (early) résumé about whether Twitter is useful or not, I’d just like to mention a few odd things:
Show number five tonight, and again Pro7 didn’t make the effort to write a press release but only a few short newsflashes.
Anyway, maybe I’ll write about that too, or maybe not, depending on how I feel like tonight.