As many may have heard, some bible numerology loon claims to have calculated 21 May 2011 (6pm local time everywhere) as the day of the Rapture when all real Christians will be taken to heaven. Since I didn’t want to register a separate single-purpose domain for this, I’m using this post to show the continuously updated count of people who have already been raptured:

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Q: But the count is always 0!
A: Because all this rapture stuff is just nonsense.