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One link and three videos today:
The Difference Between Transcendent Supernatural And Non-Existent (via @_sapereaude_):
A recording of that famous small step from another point of view – also available in higher quality, and Bad Astronomy has some explanations:
H.G.Wells’ Time Machine in an elaborate Lego version (best viewed in HD directly at Youtube; via Nerdcore):
The topic of week 10 in Sari’s photo Projekt 52:
Mass/plentiful
Perfect timing:
Scenes from the Hallertauer Messe (6-9 March), a regional trade fair for the masses (in one hall plus open ground), lots of visitors also and especially on Sunday – one highlight for some kids was probably camel riding. Though I don’t really know how that fits to our region…
(And no, I’m not insinuating the visitors were like camels. 
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Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… are you serious, its show time baby here we go……
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
sorry i’ve got no head
That really seems to be true for some searchers – but knowing what’s wrong is a start for making things better, or so they say.
and it’s taking you so long to find out
Well, then hurry.
Quantum physics and the phenomenon of energetic family constellations
Aaargh! No, quantum physics can neither explain the phenomenon why energetic balderdash is so popular, nor does it cause any energetic balderdash!
why won’t fortuneteller know lottery numbers
Well, lotto numbers aren’t susceptible to cold reading, so the furtunetellers can only know things afterwards, as always.
lotto prognosis 3 march
Just a moment, I’ll have a look into my crystal ball… Ommmmmmm… Waaaaaaaaa… Lalalalaaaaa… Now I got it: On Tuesday, March 3, there’s no drawing [in Germany where this search was from].
englisch comment über advertising
Did you mean: German Kommentar about Werbung?
stay, you, better, hope, pray, that,you, make, it, some, day, back, to, your, own, world
That’s, from, the, lyrics, of, “Stay”, by, Shakespeare’s, Sister and, thank, you, for, the, commas they, may, come, in, handy, some, time!
who knows the song DUM DE DUM DUM DE DUM DUM
Sorry, I can only think about Yum dee dum dee dum and Dee do de de now.
WHO KNOWS THIS SONG DUM DE DUM DUM DE DU DUM
Hey, calm down, I didn’t remember another song 8 minutes later!
stick a knife in your back, watch the black drip down your back
Ouch! But I don’t see anything, don’t have a mirror here. But I’d suspect that blood’s rather red.
SHOW PIECE WHERE PINK AND BLUE BUBBLES COME FALLING DOWN
Strange wish. And you won’t have success this way anyway, with shouting and without “please”.
JA JA JA YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WORD
Exactly!
power pole harmful
If you crash your car against it, certainly.
colors all look brighter
Really? During that dull weather? What did you take? (And do you have something left?)
latex little box to tick
I think little boxes drawn or printed on paper are easier to tick.
I want the uncensored images without panties
And who cares? Moreover, which photographer or photo service will send images together with panties?
what’s the doctor’s opinion on shaving pubic hair?
Dunno, just ask him. Better you show him right away – at least if he’s into members of your sex…
Alright, that’s it for today – remember: arguing about music is like fucking for sobriety.
Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com
By Flea Snobbery (English and Spanish) (I made a German translation on the German version of this post.)
Creative Commons licence Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 Unported
This is part two of my hyperrespectable look into the mystical meanings of accidents, and like in part one I’m giving you here twelve more essential kinds of accidents.
An unmistakable sign that the crinkles of your karma must urgently be ironed out. You really should lay flat on your belly and pray to all(!) hinduist gods every day and have a road roller run over you every Sunday. But make sure the road roller rolls at the correct frequency!
This is the universe’s way to tell you that you are truly something special and that honey helps you to rebalance the Inner Truth of your BodySpirit and thus raise your consciousness by at least two comb dimensions.
Your ski Chi is getting weak. You should energetically purchase an energizing Chi energer device because the revolutionary technology of modern energy medicine eases the removal of your energy blockings due to the perfect combination with bloodletting and cupping of your bank account.
You got a special relationship with an Atlantis angel – deepen it with several hours of loving prayers, then he will puff at your finger and thus animate the self-healing powers of your body. For strengthening, take the involved page of the atlas and dilute potentize it homeopathically (at least C42) in water and bathe your finger 42 hours in it, because the page and thus the water store the information that streamed out of your finger during the pinching.
Crossroads? Cross! The LORD Jesus Christ loves you outstandingly! Just get a few centners of miraculous medals and holy bracelets to channel the healing power of the LORD without detour through your body!
You must differentiate: If flesh was grilled, the masters of the moon of the fourth season dimension want to tell you that you must become vegetarian immediately to disorient the Vashta Nerada1 (the shadows that melt the flesh). If it was a vegetarian barbecue, the fire angels are telling you that you’re on the right path and there’s no obstacle for your induction into the 27th heaven.
Oh oh oh, that’s bad. The Seraphim, guardians of the gates of the worlds to the seventh dimension, won’t let you pass in 2012 if you don’t try to improve the situation immediately. Best help are probably the Maya, so watch at least 8 episodes of Maya the Bee everyday while sitting in a Mahabharata Bhakti Yoga position!
Trip over your own feetA German regional word for feet or shoes is “Quanten”, and since these have a special meanings in your life, you should explain everything you do or talk about from now on with quantum mechanics – no-one really understands that anyway, thus it inevitably is the foundation of anything anyone could ever imagine. This also helps you to accelerate your soul on its quantum flight to the beyond to above the speed of light when you die, so you’ll reach the goal before those narrowminded unenlightened guys.
You seem to have chosen the wrong mother during your reincarnation. Probably your willpower was too strongly rooted in reality and thus your karma not sufficiently bioenergized to make the holistically correct choice – so pray that your soul will be guided to a better reincarnation realm on the wings of your unborn siblings as soon as possible.
That’s a clear sign that you still have problems with your ascension to higher spiritual levels. You got two options: Either you train climbing stairs daily in the highest skyscrapers in the world (completely from ground to top, of course), or you move to the countryside, far from any stairs, and only deal with agriculture, because the morphic fields and acres will provide the universal connection with the desired spiritual levels.
Probably your water was too dead to properly support your feet’s movement. Be doubly grateful (H2) to the water to notify you and give it the love (O) it needs: Trustfully consult at least different manufacturers of water revitalizing devices and buy their most expensive premium models, and immediately connect them to all water pipes in your house. Your health insurance surely will give you the credit you need as long as you wish for it really hard – you know, the Law of Attraction: the universe will give you anything and everything.
Cats are free and independent animals. So it wanted to show you that you are neglecting your own freedom – you should take of all your clothes now (including panties), go to your boss, quit your job immediately and live a hermit’s life in Freedom, California.
These are the most important kinds of accidents. In the next part of this little series, we will see the fundamental meanings of what you were thinking when you had your highly personal accident.
You still think the stuff I made up here is too absurd and exaggerated? So you didn’t cross-read through a few mysticism forums yet?
Photo: Dana Heinemann/Fotolia.com; Nathalie P/Fotolia.com