Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… Welcome to the bridge, captain!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

dO YOU WANT TO GET TO KNOW ME
Well, who are you? I know nothing about you, you didn’t even send a photo. (Even the dating scam spammers can do better.)

do you think Bruce springsteen would fancy me
Oh, suddenly I’m not good enough any more? Make up your mind!

kitty kitty can’t you see there is no reason
No reason for what? And why are you calling me kitty??

Now I know why, I (…) my love from you some days.”
You know why there’s a gap? So why don’t you fill it?

yOU’VE SEEN HOW BAD THINGS CAN GET,AND HOW QUICK THEY CAN GET THAT WAY. IF WE’RE TO SURVIVE,WE GOTTA WORK TOGETHER…SO WE’RE NOT GONNA ARGUE ANYMORE!!!
Alright, no more arguing. But behave!

its over,there’s nothing you can say to keep me here
Well, then get lost, don’t need folks like you around here.

“look at me! about 1 am…and i’m caught about to let a bird fly”
Oh, you’re still here? Can’t get away from me that easily, huh?

WELL ALL I GOT 2 SAY IS THAT I LOVE YOU I KNOW I PROBABLY ALREADY TOLD YOU THIS BUT IM GONNA KEEP SAYIN IT THERE IS NO LIES IN THESE WORDS NOT 1 BIT YOUR SMILE KEEPS ME ALIVE IS 1 MORE REASON 2 KEEP FIGHTING I WUD GIVE U MY SOUL 4 COMFORT EVEN IF IT LEAVES ME DARK N COLD && WEN U HOLD ME I CAN FEEL N HEAR UR HEART BEAT FAST AND I THINK TO MA SELF IVE FOUND THAT SUM1 AT LAST!!!
(Covering ears) Okay, nice to hear that, but don’t scream like that!

“listen to what she says…i know…i know why…i know why you do what you do…the difference of a single minute comes down to centuries”
Oh, then everything is clear. But tell her not to shout anymore.

inferiority complex signs
You’re googling for it.

In the air the questions hang, will we get to do something? who we gonna end up being? how we gonna end up feeling? whatcha gonna spend your Free Life on???
The meaning of life? Well, sometimes hard to find…

dominatrix fancies haed
Nice for Haed, whoever that may be.

www.two girls one clap.com
That’s not the name of that little movie and not who URLs in general are looking – you really never learn…

thong wearing feeling
I already said it before: Just try it!

all men need to try a thong
See, your friend already tried – and he likes it!

prediction 2009 astrology
My prediction: Astrology will publish a lot of nonsense in 2009 just like it did before.

lucky numbers generate zoidiac signs
No, it’s the astrologers who generate the zodiac signs.

Lord, Hang Another Star in Heaven
Think that’s of any use? Astrologers like to adapt their poppycock even to newly discovered planets, no matter if they lose their planetary status later. So rather let some brains rain from above.

That’s enough for this week, bye, and remember: We all grow up wanting to be stars, but end up as satellites that don’t call home.

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