Word help naked

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the gayest language, erm, to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries. She loved me so long and she loved me so hard!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

With panties?
Yes, we got a few here this week, see below. Apparently I just can’t get around these panties searches…

word help naked
You mean that stupid paper-clip figure in some Word versions? But that’s already naked! (Some people do have a strange fetish.)

I WANT SEE RING DAWN BAKER YOU
Who? Don’t know her, is she pretty?

distance from st margrethen to lindau in english
According to Google Maps, it’s twenty-one point four kilometers by car, and it shouldn’t be much more by train at that corner of Lake Constance. Wouldn’t be shorter in German either.

And the days go by like a stand in the wind………………………………… Say to my friends – baby- nothing else matters ……………………………
Are we supposed to fill in something…?

Ein Prosit hey hey
Hey hey – hey? The Oktoberfest is over.

hey hey get up out the way
No, I’m staying!

hey hey i got too little money
Who doesn’t? But scam mails are no solution!

south africa email scam 875
Someone is numbering them??

half panties
We’re not doing things by halves here!

p.o.r.n. :bigsmile:
There’s n.o.t.h.i.n.g. to see here.

porn as parade dass
No, no porn parades, please. We’ll stay decent here.

girls without panties
girls without thong
Where’s the difference?

penties spelled correctly
No.

my wife must not wear panties
That might get quite cold in winter.

the last digit of pi (between 0 and 9) (inclusive)
No matter if 0-9 or 1-8: Pi is irrational and transcendental, and that’s no mystic bullshit in this case, but also means that π has an infinite number of digits, so there’s no last digit.

Honey can you lift up your legs a little bit?
If need be – but hurry up with your vacuum cleaner!

:bye: That vacuum cleaner is getting too loud, so let’s stop for today. By, and something to think about until next time: What to say when you talk to your mind?


Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Music Quiz 35

Welcome to the latest music quiz – this time as initial letter riddle: I show the first letters of each word of titles or several lines from the lyrics, and you have to guess title and artist.

If you need examples, check out the quiz from 5 Aug

Like last time: There’s a bunch of 5 riddles this afternoon – and another 5 at about 20:00! And if needed, I’ll give hints from time to time (but in German, unless there actually is an English participant)… In case of doubt, I used the lyrics versions from LyricWiki.

Artist / Title

#

Artist

Title

Hints

Solution

1:

D P

S O T W

Klassiker

Deep Purple: Smoke On The Water
solved by Julia

2:

A M

T I T L

Amy Macdonald: This Is The Life
solved by Julia

Lyrics

#

Lyrics

Hints

Solution

3:

I g t a l t d m a f y
T n t a h m o m c e d
I b t r d i A
G t s t t d t t w n h, o

kontinental

Toto: Africa
It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had, ooh

solved by Konna

4:

N n n n n n n
I w s a f
N n n n n n n
I w s a f

S s w
I s a r s
I g m r m
A I d n y

Charts

Pink: So What
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight
Na na na na na na na
I wanna start a fight

So so what?
I’m still a rock star
I got my rock moves
And I don’t need you

solved by Julia

5:

B y a b m a b n
P i t s g b a b m s d
Y g m o y f
Y b d
K y c a o t p

Klassiker;
← 3 Zeilen ergänzt;
königlich

Queen: We Will Rock You
Buddy you’re a boy make a big noise
Playin’ in the street gonna be a big man some day
Ya got mud on yo’ face
Ya big disgrace
Kickin’ your can all over the place

solved by Julia

And here’s the rest, as announced:

Artist / Title

#

Artist

Title

Hints

Solution

6:

R

T T E O A C

2008

Reamonn: Through The Eyes Of A Child
solved by David

7:

P F

D S o t M

Album
a classic

Pink Floyd: Dark Side of the Moon
solved by David

Lyrics

#

Lyrics

Hints

Solution

8:

I a t
N b a f
D t m o w a n g u

I a t
N a d-t
I d h t p t k i o t u

2008
a very small band, if you will;
problematic;
by the way, is there a console game from this band? ;)

Weezer: Troublemaker
I’m a troublemaker
Never been a faker
Doing things my own way and never giving up

I’m a troublemaker
Not a double-taker
I don’t have the patience to keep it on the up

solved by Julia

9:

T n w b, w n u h b
C I j h t s, w s w m
I t m, d f m a t
W a t f r, o j s k o h
6 t n o t b
H a f w s t b r

1982
look at the number…
it’s also an abbreviation
and the important thing here;
höllisch schwer, hm?

Iron Maiden – The number of the beast
The night was black, was no use holding back,
‘Cause I just had to see, was someone watching me.
In the mist, dark figures move and twist,
Was all this for real, or just some kind of hell.
666 the Number of the Beast.
Hell and fire was spawned to be released.

solved by Julia

10:

O y e, o y m
P l a g d p t b b
T i y, b o i
B t m t w i y h

W y o m s t
I I e n t
W y g i t r
I I c e

1997
don’t be blind…
and a little pride can’t hurt

Guano Apes: Open Your Eyes
Open your eyes, open your mind
proud like a god don’t pretend to be blind
trapped in yourself, break out instead
beat the machine that works in your head

Will you offer me some tricks
if I ever need them
would you go into that room
if I call ’em

solved by David

Danke fürs Mitmachen, bis nächsten Dienstag, wieder um 16 Uhr. :bye:

“im Lauren from us”

Whether it’s “Helen” in May (displayed striked-out here) or “Lauren” now (underlined) – in reality it’s just dating and advanced-fee fraud:

You can see more my photo’s im Lauren from us

Hallo, my name’s Helen Lauren

Im 28, 29, now i live in Ashville NC, USA.
I am woman who’s looking to meet some new people and friends.
You can see more my photo’s and about me
at my Website Home Page: http://[…].110mb.com

if you wanna chat plz send me letter.

my personal e-mail: kurey.helen@gmail.com sunny.lauren78@gmail.com

i’ll be wait 4 your letter with a great impatience :-) :-) :-)
 
Helen
Lauren

p.s Du darfst mir auf dem Deutschen schreiben.
Ich verstehe ein wenig Deutsche die sprache.

(The last two lines in wrong German re-translate to “You may write to me on the German. I understand a little Germans the language.”)

So we see: Got one year older, changed the name and removed the link to a free-hosted website. Also included a cheap black-and-white photo instead of an überkitschy color photo. The rest is the same.

:arrow: Don’t reply, they’re only criminals.