Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… Bad Move! You’ll pay for it. Oh you’re going DOWN!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

english sentence with it
It’s it!

all flowers colors with names in english
Sorry, I don’t have enough space for this here.

list of all musicians of the year 2008
Sorry, I don’t have enough space for this here.

Germanmen names for baby
Pardon?? Who’s gonna call his baby “Germanmen”?

“which number is next”
2. Anyone dare contradict?

I’ve been watching you from over here…What am i supposed to do
Now what could that be other than:
take off your panties!
Which takes us to our standard topic…

looking for cool print for panties
Well, dunno – all prints I’ve seen on panties in shops were rather boring and pointless, and the main goal of panties is to take them off, isn’t it?

convert to thong
That’s easy: Take a brief and cut away everything that doesn’t belong to a thong.

boys survey do you wear boxers of briefs
If you want to believe my poll, almost everyone wears thongs…

free noor das porn pic
Noor das? Is that a name? Doesn’t sound too sexy.

the understandable panty
That’s one with a textual print on it?

woman meter reading nude
I don’t think there are women with counters showing how often they were nude.

why do i get no respect
Respect is something you earn. Seems you got problems with that – if your searches play a role in this…?

numerology quality of the day
Every day the same. Numerology is the same nonsense every day.

naked at the spiritual healer
Well, why not? Maybe he’ll provide the proper back/forth or up/down vibrations…

should i diet on a full moon
No way! Full moon = full stomach! Anything else would be bad for your lunar karma!

And some more of the non-URL-non-search queries:
www. a thong is good for the ass
www.i fuk my motherinlaw.com
www.danke.porn
www.KEIN HÖSCHEN AN.de
www.PORN (hup).de
http://www. porn.hup.//
www.Fraun Pono.de
www.who wears diapers.de
Dieter de Broers.de
www.lotto lucky numbers per horoscope.de
www.per horoskop lottoglückszahlen.de
www.i was in the afterlife documentary.com

Bye, that’s it for this week – remember: HeLL iTS EmpTY. aLL tHe DeVILs R hERE…OoH yes They ArE!

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… cos i know there ain’t no chance.

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

As me lunch
Who’d want to lunch as someone else anyway, you won’t get full from that!

did you ever ask yourself
Was denn?
intelligent english sentences
Sorry, won’t find these in search requests. Example.
she’s the bitch hallo she’s like a tekst
See?

ecki breaky heart
Recently, Ecki twittered (in German) that he feels good – I think you’re mistaken.

flickr without panties
Oh, new usage conditions? Flickr may only be visited without panties on? Well, alright… Does this apply to premium accounts too?
(Anyway, they’re just imitating me, I had made this a rule for my blog too in a past edition of search request replies.)

Like to wear men’s thongs
Then I hope you’re not a woman.

I like to wear women’s underwear
Then I hope you’re not a man.

slip, stumble – what does that tell me?
That you still need to practice walking?

yoga congested meridians
That was only meant satirically, actually…

IS IT CORRECT URI GELLER THEY SAID THAT A MAN WAS ABDUCTED AND A WOMAN
If you’re referring to that stupid alien show: YES, THEY CLAIMED THAT. DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE. SHOUT.

repot in star sign ……
Your plants are long dead before you’ll reach any star constellation in your space ship.

fortunetelling for the 21st century
…is sometimes “reasoned” with modern technology or science, but won’t become more exact or realistic either.

lotto numbers that who come out most
These are those that who are kracy lotty numbers!

Hi Rainer will do today übersetzen von englisch in deutsch
He du, I am not Rainer und ich werde not translate from English to German heute.

bohemian rhapsody aptitude test
For what? For acapella bands? Yeah, you could take that song for this purpose.

Bye for this time, and remember: everything, everything i see…. I mean I can see the big picture but that’s not all it is. Lines floating in space come together to form whatever YOU want them to be!

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com