Dwelling crankily – Quote of the Day (13)

cross Now the organizers of the catholic World Youth Day in Australia just wanted a happy celebration with hundreds of thousands of beautiful young people reveling in their phantasies, and then a father of two abuse victims – one of his two daughters apparently killed herself earlier this year, the other is addicted to alcohol – and brings up these old stories again. Isn’t he ashamed!?

At least that’s what the organizing bishop Anthony Fisher may have thought – seriously, unlike my sentence above:

“Happily, I think most of Australia was enjoying delighting in the beauty and goodness of these young people and the hope – the hope for us doing these sorts of things better in the future – as we saw last night, rather than, than dwelling crankily, as a few people are doing, on old wounds.”
(source: ABC News)

And the Papa-Ratzi apparently doesn’t want to meet with abuse victims, tight schedule and stuff. But even if he’ll meet them privately anyway: The way the catholic authorities are dealing with “these sorts of things” certainly has room for improvements…

» More at ABC News, Daily Telegraph.

The golden spire

At first, I only showed the first image and a little quiz “what do you think is special about this image?” Well, it’s a night photo as can be seen on the second image in original brightness, which has been slightly modified in brightness and contrast (with Corel PhotoPaint’s automatic function):

golden spire (bright) golden spire
(click for large versions)

From the right, the moon is glaring into the photo, the elongated dots in the sky are stars which actually moved that far within the 20 seconds of exposure – and that there are brighter parts on which the moon doesn’t shine directly is also caused by the street lights, of course.

The “disturbances” seen in the bright spire in the following detail and the stripes that can best be seen in the bright image above are caused by the (black) mosquito net through which the photo was taken:

golden spire (detail)

Music Quiz 23

Welcome to the latest edition, this time again with pictures decribing the lyrics of a song. (At least for the first one.)

Which song contains lines described by this image?

Musik-Quiz 23

I hope it is sufficiently recognizable… and fear it might be too easy… so what do you think it is?

If needed, another image and more hints will follow later…

Pierre hat’s natürlich gleich erraten: “Money For Nothing” von den Dire Straits mit den Zeilen

Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb


Weil’s so schnell ging, gleich noch eins:

2. Welcher Liedtitel ist das?

Musik-Quiz 23.2

Gelöst von Yjgalla (und etwas später Pierre – gibt ’nen halben Punkt :) ): “Stairway To Heaven” von Led Zeppelin


Und noch eins: 3. Welcher Bandname ist das?

Musik-Quiz 23.3

Gelöst von Postpunk: Nightwish.


Das war’s, bis nächsten Dienstag, und danke fürs Mitmachen…

Horribly… odd and funny

Dr. Horrible (vertical) Joss Whedon – yes, that Joss Whedon of Buffy and Firefly fame – just released the first of three acts of his low-budget interim project (during the writers’ strike in Hollywood), a supervillain musical called „Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog“ online.

That musical is, of course, meant anything but serious and is poking fun at quite a lot – and that’s not the only reason why you can’t actually compare it to “Once More With Feeling”, the Buffy musical episode – and worth a look at any rate! (Even though you may wonder at the beginning whether it will go on like that the entire time.)

So watch it quickly, for Dr. Horrible is scheduled to disappear again on Sunday night already (and be available for money later on), after act II and III are released on July 17 and 19, respectively.

(via Golem)

False traffic

Traffic I was wondering several weeks ago why the “raw” access counter for my music quote list was going through the roof (and the usage statistics showing unusual changes) without similar increases in “real” visitor numbers, but did not pursue this matter further yet. Earlier this month, a post about spam protection on Holy Shmoly! (whose feed is also included in the WordPress dashboard) also mentioned additional traffic caused by the AVG LinkScanner – an additional program of AVG’s virus scanner which loads all links on search engine results paged beforehand and checks them for malicious code and scripts. AVG Watch has all the background information on that.

At first, this doesn’t sound too bad an idea, however it generates lots of traffic without the found pages actually being read by someone – it would really be sufficient to check the pages when accessing them… And this additional traffic and the tampering of statistics it caused – statistics that have financial consequences for professional sites, and statistics analysts could, at best, only react with some delay on these effects – was what drove many webmasters crazy.

Now, basically, I got unlimited traffic included in my little shared hosting package (though I don’t need to test how unlimited that actually is) and the server didn’t seem to crash under the load, and I certainly wasn’t going crazy – but I did want to have a closer look and of course see whether it really was this AVG LinkScanner that caused the access increase I had noticed. So I grabbed my logfiles and analyzed them for the four different referrers characteristic for AVG – the following chart shows the result for the aforementioned music quote list, which is the post that got the (relative) majority of search engine referrals by far, especially for English sentences (click for large version with longer period):

AVG LinkScanner Traffic

Accesses according to WordPress.com stats (visitors with JavaScript)*
All other normal accesses (search engine robots, visitors without JavaScriipt)*
Various LinkScanner referrers
Redirections using .htaccess
* both without my own accesses

Meaning of the labelled days:
1: Public release of the new AVG version with LinkScanner on April 23.
2: Holy Shmoly! reports, and I add the .htaccess redirections.
3: Small change in redirection, thus letting through a few again.

So we see: The LinkScanner caused up to 1000 additional accesses per day for this post, up to 7 times of real visitor numbers. By the way, it read the page itself (PHP and database accesses) and all JavaScript files linked in it each time (and often a particular GIF image, for whatever reason).

In the mean time – AVG changed LinkScanner’s behavior – the “false traffic” has decreased greatly again.

But it actually had a positive side effect: You could get a little rough impresion of how often your site shows up on the search result pages without the users clicking them…