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Anghela

Dear (Mr) Anghela,

Woman's portrait (I know it’s hard to translate the mockery of a spam in bad German to English – I made some changes because I couldn’t translate everything verbatim without too much explanations –, but please bear with me anyway, if you will… )

I do think nice you want get know *erm* *hrrm* *harrumph* I wanted to say, I like it that you want to get to know me, call me a “dear friend” and send me two nice photos, but you rather try to find a better translator for you than the presumed machine that translated your Russian(?), because otherwise, I think it will only “be comfortable when we by-pass ourselves e-mails” due to the fact we won’t read anything from each other.

But I’m sorry to say about “To Me it very Well Your Side on the lot”, I don’t own a lot of land. Maybe you’re right and “it only the big plus for us more older are.”

But all that just along the way. I think it’s really remarkable how pretty and very female transsexuals can look, it’s just that, well, how should I tell you, sorry, unfortunately, I’m not really totally 100% completely interested. Though I’d have liked to know what it is like “to potect” you, couldn’t have been too perverted – or could it?

mouth with cherry Well, my best wished for your search for someone who just as much searches “the second half of life” (and that even though that comes over time all by itself), and go along with your (electronical, hence non-physical) greetings:

“The strongest and passionate kiss!
Your boyfriend Anghela.”

(Alright, one little explanation: English “friend” (and other languages too, I assume) can be male and female, but German differentiates that with “Freund”/”Freundin”.)

(PS: If you, dear reader, happen to own the rights of these pictures the spammers used, just send me a little note and I’ll remove them.)

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Update: In the comments in Stefano Picco’s blog (German, of course) someone posted the next mail he got from “replying”, also in this German antispam forum here and there……

Continued: Reply from Anghela.

Guess I should mention in every part of this series that this can only be from frauds who want to grift pretended travel costs.

Reply from Anghela

– Continued from this funny spam mail from 9 Oct.

(Again, I’ll try to make this the mockery of a spam in bad German have some sense to you English readers…)

Thank you for replying, Anghela, even though it took you two days to “read” my minimalist mail (so please don’t complain with “I to want, that you had replied faster”) – to reply with a downright, but language-wise wrong novel.

As you write yourself: “When you will really understand my letters, means, me it is good to teach German.” Oooh yes, it would really be good to teach you German so that you don’t need to have your Russian-English (mails contain untranslated English words) babelfish-translated

Anyway, it’s nice that you reveal so much about yourself, such as “Me call Anghela, but my friends, me Angel to call (German “Angel” = “fishing rod”) – how many lonely guys, morons or baiters (i.e. people who themselves try to bait spammers/scammers) do you have on your fishhook already? :)

My human, wise has the strong spirit just, he is good and noble and generous.” “Your human?” Gee, are you actually an android? Or a “pet” looking for a new “master”? Well, everyone has his/her fetish, but that’s getting a bit too far for me… you seem to be a real little masochist, anyway, if you “like to swim the beach” – I rather swim in the water, that’s not so laborious and probably less painful than in sand or rubble.

I live in Russia in a larg?, but the save city of Moscow.” Sorry to hear that – I think it might be quite uncomfortable to live in a “larg?”. But as long as it saves the city some money… some social housing scheme that needs improvement? Is Moscow not that great after all? For your health problem – “who I will the very high temperature of my heart and with it give, who I always together” – is there no cardiologist available in Moscow? Then I can really understand that you’d like to come to the west…

Well, me too “seeing in the future with the hope and the smiling will”, bye, my “(boy)friend from Russia Anghela!!”

:loll:

(PS: If you, dear reader, happen to own the rights of these pictures the spammers used, just send me a little note and I’ll remove them.)

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See also this German antispam forum here and there……

Continued: Anghela No. 3

Guess I should mention in every part of this series that this can only be from frauds who want to grift pretended travel costs.

Anghela No. 3

– Continued from (1) “Dear (Mr) Anghela” and (2) “Reply from Anghela”

(Again, I’ll try to make this the mockery of a scam in bad German have some sense to you English readers…)

Thank you for “My new letter, personaly for you” – but you took only my nickname from my mail and didn’t notice anything of what I had written. That makes me sad. :( Women who are just talking and talking without ever listening to the few words others say will probably have partnership problems in the long run…

And about letter maintenance, impatient or not – “I will care your letter by the impatience” – you’re a fine one to talk!

But I can reassure you regarding “I am more and bigger began to convince that I got the attachments to you.” The three pictures attached to the mail were okay (reproduced here in small format only):

Scam-Anghela photos 6,7,8

Yes, Anghela, “of course, I knew that for the love to any place inside go will is)”, especially “who me of something I astonish :-) could dreamed.” That is so “Really, if to think.” So I actually, before receiving your mail, was bored a little – so go ahead, your turn, because you want “to be bored after you!!!!”

My favorite friend! I said such words nobody already for long not.” Except to many others who replied to you, you polygamist. And also regarding “The understanding is it is between the people very important, if they want the relationships to have”, the only thing I can do now is to end our “relationship,” for, as mentioned, you don’t even try to understand a little bit of what I wrote to you.

So I wish you, too, “the good mood on these days” and will, as you’re asking by saying “forget me (Smile not!!!)”, forget you. And I’ll keep remembering Smile anyway.

:loll:

(PS: If you, dear reader, happen to own the rights of these pictures the spammers used, just send me a little note and I’ll remove them.)

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By the way, the German c’t magazin.tv reported in its broadcast from 20 Oct 2007 about such frauds (well, maybe more professional ones) that just want to grift pretended travel costs.

See also this German antispam forum here and there

Continued: Anghela 4.0

Anghela 4.0

– The comedy’s fourth part… » Part 1, part 2, part 3

(Again, I’ll try to make this the mockery of a scam in bad German have some sense to you English readers…)

“Hello my favorite friend!!!” So, you forgot my (nick) name again, or you didn’t bother to insert it anywhere – you did that for others, are you too busy with all your other favorite friends? “In the world now so is many it deceit and fraud,” such as travel cost grifters like you, I know. “Since at me all’s also me good is…” but watch out, you’ll soon lose your purse!

“Don’t take it Amiss if I on all your questions not reply,” – but I do! – “since I over sometimes” – sometimes? – “not understand as you want me ask. I am happy to read your letter.” Even though I dropped you? To what extend can you call that “reading”?

Scam-Anghela photos 9,10,11

“I to want know, what makes you happy?” Since you’re asking: I doubt you really care. “And I will me, that all strive, that I to make was bliss for you.” Hey, stop it, what strange ideas you gettin’ now?? I’m not your father! I’m just 7 years older than you: “Me already 28 years, and me, so over as me not to have, you to tell.” But good to know: “I am the noblesse you not for long.”

“I want to tell you that my heart started to be beaten more often.” Cardiac massage for resuscitation? Whoops, what happened? 8O You already mentioned some heart problems in the 2nd mail. “My trust has shattered my heart.” Sure you understood your doctor correctly? Anyway, despite everything, I wish you get well soon.

Well then, “now, when I you the letter, to make so an effort, you to write as you imagine you can in this moment busy being,” until next time, since you probably won’t stop as long as you still have prepared mails left…

“For the love your friend Anghela!!!!”

:loll:

(PS: If you, dear reader, happen to own the rights of these pictures the spammers used, just send me a little note and I’ll remove them.)

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See also this German antispam forum here and there

Intermediate continuation: Anghela 4.1

Anghela 4.1

Fortsetzung: Anghelas Fünfte

Hello my favorite friend bitch fraud!!!

First you send me a single-line mail that I should tell more about myself – so you apparently noticed the small size of my mails, though not their content – and now you send me the same cheat prattle as last time, except that this time you managed to insert my nickname into the text.

As the antispammers report (German), you are now switching from travel-cost grifting to money laundering. And that’s supposed to make you more likeable??

Therefore you will only have?

Continued: Anghela’s Fifth