more content in German | mehr Inhalt auf deutschThis is the 700th post in my blog, and as it’s a good tradition, I’m “replying” to a few search requests.
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
[ick my lotto numbers
Up yours too.
lottopre
dictionwontwork.
very gut software lotto
Software no good, can’t predict either.
to the universe which lotto numbers shall I play today
To search.icq.com: what crackpots do you have among your users?
im gonna kneel down and pray till the gods can hear what i say
Question for the doctors: Is it bad for your health to kneel for decades?
pray out loud its the end
Praying won’t help, and it’d be way too early, the end isn’t here yet.
nächst week
What’s supposed tu bie next week?
end of the world in 1 week?
No. And yes, I’m sure about that, because that search request is older than one week. But it even won’t work with the end of the world 2012, sorry.
how to create personal horoscope
Just write anything that’s generic enough for everybody to find something he can relate to, and insert his birthday somewhere.
numerology what does my birthday mean
Exactly as much as in astrology: It’s the day you were born.
Will Number 15 and 26 Match according to Numerology
That depends on what you want – if you want them to match, make up a numerology system that claims that; if not, make up another.
fly and telepathy
Hey, that must be the reason that these beasts so easily escape the fly swatter!
magnet pads effect
0. Or rather: –x with x=exorbitant price you have to pay for them.
e^(i*(3/4)pi)
= -0,707106781 + 0,707106781 i
und means latein
Et bedeutet Latin.
why won’t you call quotes
Well, I didn’t think about it yet. So let’s go: Quotes! Quotes, where are you? Quo-ootes!
I WANT KNOW EVERY LOST IN
Yeah, me also confuse a little the program schedule on German Fox TV, they are showing lots of episodes of Lost. At any rate, there are three episodes of the the 4th season every Saturday at 17:55.
i am lines from we will rock you
You are lines? What a strange delusion…
How do I write a winning notification
Are you a newbie spammer, huh? No, I won’t help people like you.
We better stop for today, bye, that was all you wanna see.
Or are people really stupid enough to connect a magic trick such as a “bleeding” table with the devil??
I think that’s enough for today. Bye, I’ll go and sacrifice a few goats now, and remember, 
