Bild, the big German tabloid, claims that they – or rather the winner of a system playing ticket they had given away – have hit the 43 million lotto jackpot. Well, the whole frenzy has to end some time. 
With some fantasy, you can see a stylized shopping cart in the alignment of the drawn numbers (9, 10, 24, 28, 39, 42, without additional number 33 – and without guarantee) (see image) – well, that one won’t be enough for the lucky winner for sure…
Now that the jackpot has been hit: Some little search and visitor statictics of the past two weeks (search queries (which I’ve translated) have a grey background (usually not in the feed readers)):
All possible lottonumbers! Free choice, just pick six of the 49 boxes. But can the lotto number ability? Maybe. What wanted?
Can someone predict lotto numbers? Oh, I see. No! And over 1000 people wanted to know about that until Tuesday afternoon, before 1blu struck, and from noon Wednesday, when things were starting back up again, plus 150 interested about statistics and 80 looking for the “best” numbers, and the line between that and prediction dreams are certainly blurred. (Plus those that the analysis didn’t catch. And without 1blu’s foulness at the domain move, there would have been an estimated 400-600 more.)
But it’s impossible, neither lotto number astrology (by the way: abolish astrology/span> – I’m all for it) nor lotto number numerology (what is numerology? balderdash!) nor the useless global scaling/hartmut müller lotto prognoses help, just as lotto numbers from god or lotto numbers god would play won’t help, since he doesn’t interfere with gambling (German). 
The distance between the lotto balls, by the way, is often 0 in the drawing machine, since they are touching each other in there.
Lotto numbers what to do with all that money? With these little chances, I wouldn’t stress my brain with these thoughts too much, for in the end, it’s often enough like this: have 2 numbers plus additional number – and you won’t get anything for that.
…was, of course, another hot topic (about 1300x searchers (only?) according to analysis; not in Google’s index for some time) – some weren’t even able to spell it correctly due to their horny excitement:
aaguilera, agilera, agiliera, aguielera, aguiera, aguilaera, aguiler, aguileira, aguillera, aquilera, chistina, christine, kristina; wthout, withou panties, without pantanties.
The result of the search for Christina Aguilera anti web sites might also be interesting…
Birthday without panties and without panties on the Oktoberfest goes without saying, and, erm, Waltraud without panties – not you too, mother?? It gets really interesting with outdoors without panties and completely without panties, just be careful with without panties in winter, lest icicles form. Also valid with underwear if your answer to the question can men wear women’s thongs is Yes, and then the space is too small…
That’s almost all for this time. An important hint at the end: Don’t go looking for a toilet on the internet, that won’t help!
PS: Of age and interested in how the photo above came into being? 
Thanks a lot to the book store/office supplies/lotto retailer Pesch for this investment tip!
Translation: “Play Lotto – Lotto is safer than the stock exchange!!!”
I immediately followed that recommendation and invested all the money I had left thanks to this financial crisis into four lotto tips. I’ll report tomorrow night after the drawing what the result is. Keep your fingers crossed for me, throw salt over the shoulder, knock on wood, whatever brings luck!
Note: From a legal point of view, this is no investment advice, you’re responsible for your money yourself. Or what was that standard phrase again…?
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Welcome to a special edition of “replying” to search queries about lotto and nonsense… I’m here to tell you the truth ..no matter how bad it is!
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
ritual predicting lotto numbers
Yeah, you could call it a ritual that hundreds of people search for lotto predictions when the jackpot gets high…
give me luck for tomorrow lotto numbers 6/49
Won’t help you, that doesn’t influence the drawing.
can someone tell me the correct lotto numbers — 3 minutes later:
can someone tell me the correct lotto numbers yes
No problem – anyone can do that after the drawing.
possible lotto numbers for saturday
1 2 3 4 5 6 – these are (a) possible and (b) just as likely to be drawn as any other combination.
how many balls are in the lotto drum
5645 of course, or what did you think??
smallest number in loto drawing
1
calculate numerology for free
» Here – not just for free, but free of any use!
why not to have a child in 2009 according to nummerology
As Fellmonsterchen wrote for horoscopes recently, the same applies to numerology (my translation):
Sorry, but if you believe in horoscopes, then I don’t want that much that you pass on your genes. That was brutal now, I know. But it’s right!
(Though superstitions like these are probably less genetically determined – but parents usually educate their children, of course.)
Pluto-Saturn Homeopathy
Homeopathy doesn’t become more sensible if you also dilute planets.
divining pet illnesses
Forget that bullshit and take your pet to a real vet if you love your pet!
moon calendar depilation pdf
PDFs got no hair.
moon calendar good days for window cleaning
Oh, only in 20 years, I think.
pictures of how the moon looks in the next 30 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Won’t!! look!! that!! much!! different!!!!!!!!!!!
if there’s’a god up there i hope he helps me
Bad luck, pal – but what was your imaginary friend supposed to help you with?
what does it mean if you call God in your dream and after you see a ligth in the sky
I can answer such a simple question myself: That means you’re dreaming.
books from Amazon healing with angels.
Firstly Amazon got their own search, and secondly no-one needs books to use the placebo effect.
fortunetellers who can predict lotto numbers
Fortunetellers can do that just as well as any other person who doesn’t have this possibly self-, in any case deceiving profession of “fortuneteller”.
how can I predict lotto numbers
Doesn’t any lotto player do that with his tips, if you will? At any rate, there’s no better method.
horoscope with lotto numbers
“You might eventually probably be in for some money this year. Play these numbers: 1 2 3 4 5 6.”
who wins lotto more often? men or women
That’s a question that maybe nobody ever thought about – because it’s actually not much useful to do so…
funny horoscope texts
Mine are here, as you already found, but basically you can take any horoscope to laugh at.
how runs dannys fork trick at urigella?
At whom? And why are you searching with this bad English via Google Germany?
the 52 lost prophecies of Nostradamus
Just make up some of your own, won’t be any less meaningful.
what do German scientists say about 2012
Real scientists (worldwide) all say that all this end-of-the-world, rise-of-consciousness and similar crap is crap.
lucky numbers from the universe
0 – for if you believe in these kind of things, you are a 0.
Bye, that’s it for today before it gets even more silly – and remember: You’ve Got to Ride Life’s Golden Railroad, even if you don’t hit the lotto jackpot.
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