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Little patsch animal

2008-12-13

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… oh oh one two come baby three four five!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

little patsch animal
Erm, what? No animals are beaten here!

girls fucking teddybear
Certainly not here – maybe ask the expert. :)

THANKS DOG PORN
Neither shouting nor an early thanks will help you, you won’t get that here. Maybe ask the police dog unit, they might be able to help you. Get into jail, that is.

erotic word starting with X
Xanthippe. Well, not for me, but if there’s one thing you learn on the internet (and especially these search requests), it’s that there’s no fetish that doesn’t exist.

wear thong one week
Ewww! You really should change your underwear a little more often!

the panties are slipping here
Oh, you want your panties/thong to get sticky over time. Well, why not rather buy the correct size for you that doesn’t slip down?

www.pantyes.men.men
You never learn what URLs look like, huh?

www.Ufo and eliens.de
Not much better either.

THE HIDDEN PHYSICS OF THE DOWSING ROD
The only physics hidden in dowsing is the ideomotor effect, “a psychological phenomenon wherein a subject makes motions unconsciously” (Wikipedia). But these are hidden so well that believers don’t want to hear about it…

spiritual healing phone number
Another inexact search for a phone number… you learned nothing since last week!

i feel abashed from all this praise
Praise? There was no praise for you here!

i’m gonna teach you with my Racer Lips
Erm, what are racer lips?

Look what you’ve done with your bloody rock music; you’ve put out the sun
Oh come on, that’s just the night, music isn’t to blame for that.

best name für healer
Worst idea für healing.

god told me lottozahlen
Reason tells me das bringt nichts.

lotto numbers for 13 Dec prognosis scorpio
You can’t just predict them that easily, you must take your scorpion tail and sting randomly into the lotto playing sheet.

vincent raven writes a book
Still better than him “singing” – as long as he doesn’t turn it into an audio book. Caw!

magi.. magi you.. would you lovely name now baby.. i used to be a shadow
Nah, don’t like that magician.

ho wand de say go marchin in
:lol: Another variant of “Oh when the saints…” – thanks, dear French googler!

Hey Sweetie, I MISS You & I Love You So So So So MUCH!
Well, then come here!

:bye: Alright, got other things to do now, bye, and remember: i never let the actions of another make or break me & i NEVER let a single person shake me because honestly dont give a SHIT who hates me as long as i have my close friends by my side.

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Gewinnspiele zum Jahresende

2008-12-13

I’m just participating in a few German competitions/raffles here…

Nur mal schnell bei ein paar Gewinnspielen mitmachen:

Bei FreeSMS-Now.de kann man einen Fallschirmsprung gewinnen (oder, wofür ich mich im Gewinnfalle entscheiden würde, 200€) und je nach Teilnehmeranzahl noch ein paar kleine Amazon-Gutscheine – bis 31.12.

Bei SMS-Lotse.de gibt’s ein HTC Touch HD, also ein nettes Smartphone, zu gewinnen. Gewinne bestimmt ich, schließlich hab ich mir erst letzte Woche ein neues Handy gekauft (wenn auch kein so tolles) – beim iPod nano war’s ja ähnlich. ;)

Oder ich gewinne wieder bei Der Gutschein-Blog, das1 auch wieder etwas zu bieten hat – Gutscheine wie einen C&A-Gutschein sowieso, im Gewinnspiel dann ein MacBook Air und (übers Newsletter-Abo) eine Wii. Bis 24.12.

Genauso lang geht noch das iPod-Touch-Gewinnspiel bei GadgetBlog.ch, bei dem man auch sein Lieblingsgadget des Jahres nennen soll. Ich hoffe doch, es geht nicht darum, dass es erst dieses Jahr erschienen ist, denn für mich ist das die Universalfernbedienung Logitech Harmony 785 – denn auch, wenn die Programmierung (am PC, online) mitunter ein paar assistentenlastige Umwege erfordert, so ist sie doch unverzichtbar geworden, um den ganzen Gerätepark, zusammengefasst zu Aktionen, bequem mit einer Hand zu bedienen, überwiegend sogar “blind” durch Ertasten.

Und Blogmeier macht ein Blogparade-Gewinnspiel mit mehreren Gutscheinen bis zu 250€, bei dem man seine Weihnachts-Wunschliste nennen soll – nun gut, das ist meine:

  • Obige Gewinne; :)
  • Phil Plaits Death from the Skies! (ist schon beim Christkind bestellt);
  • das eine oder andere Objektiv für meine Canon 40D;
  • einen großen HD-Fernseher samt BluRay-Player und Filmen dazu;
  • ein paar Millionen im Lotto.

So, dann lasset die Gewinne kommen!

(u.a. via Alles2null)

Und ich muss auch noch schnell auf meine Blog-Parade “Musik des Jahres” hinweisen, da gibt’s auch was zu gewinnen (wenn auch nur 1-2 CDs). :mrgreen:

  1. Blog heißt bei mir “das”, und dieses “Der” gehört nur zum Titel ;)  ↺

TwoSeven

2008-12-12

M27 Oh well, the 2 and the 7… This on the right is M 27, the Dumbbell Nebula (image: ESO (Wikipedia)).

27 is a cubic number – and a pretty one at that, 3³. If you start at 0 when counting Pi’s digits, 27 is found at location 27 – apparently a rare case.

27 is (in base 10) the first composite number not evenly divisible by any of its digits.

On January 16, 27 B.C., the Roman Senate votes Octavian the title of Augustus. He accepts this honor, having declined the alternative title of Romulus. He is known as Augustus afterwards – the first Roman emperor.

And this blog, too, is now running WordPress 2.7. As usual: If you notice something that’s not working as expected, drop me a line, please.

Blog carnival: Music of the Year 2008

2008-12-12

Blog carnival Music of the Year 2008 Like last year, I’m conducting a blog carnival (what’s that?) in which I’d like to know which music you liked best this ending year:

  • Your song of the year?
  • Your album of the year?
  • Your live concert of the year?
    (Alternatively, if you weren’t at a noteworthy concert: Live album/DVD of the year.)

Preferrably, it should be new releases of 2008, but if you came across something older and like that more than any new stuff, that’s also okay. :) And I don’t mind if you write a little more about your choices, of course, but you don’t have to, a simple list is enough.

If you want to participate, write – as usual for blog carnivals – a post on your own blog (you can use the graphic above if you like) and inform me (and the other readers) via trackback/pingback or, if that doesn’t work, a manual comment to this post here; the carnival ends on 11 January 2009 11:59pm, and I’ll analyze the results afterwards, of course.

I’m curious to see what will be mentioned…

You can win something this time: If at least 10 people participate, I’ll raffle off a CD single “Say It’s Not True” by Queen+Paul Rodgers, if there are at least 20 participants, I’ll add an album (CD) by, you guessed it, Queen+Paul Rodgers “The Cosmos Rocks”. Incl. shipping within Europe, of course. Legal recourse is excluded etc.

» To the results

My own favorites are:

  • Song: A tough decision, but the winner is “Blind Man” by Black Stone Cherry – close runners up are AC/DC, Metallica, Mötley Crüe, Queen+Paul Rodgers, and certainly a few others I forgot now…
  • Album: Rest of Queen + Paul Rodgers: The Cosmos Rocks. What else could it be? Of course Queen is not the real Queen without Freddie, but it’s good music nonetheless – see my review.
  • Concert: The concert for the album. What else could it be? :)