This is post # 400 in this li’l blog o’ mine (don’t get confused by the number in the URL, that one also counts drafts, pages and uploads). I know, others might just raise a light smile, at best, at these numbers, but… so be it.
As in the 300th post, which also started in a similar fashion, I’m gonna address some of the questions and statements I have been approached with through the search engines (and I’ve translated the German ones for you; the search phrases have a grey background):
- pages nobody needs
Won’t find these here.
- monster tits
Well, I certainly wouldn’t call the two tits in the upper right corner (photo by Max xx / flickr) monsters. Alright, from an insect’s point of view, maybe, but otherwise?
- birds keep passing by to tell me
And what do they tell you?
- i am the lord your god this is what is real and weather you like it or not the human race has only one destiny
And, erm, which destiny is that?
- masturbation!
Aaaah yes. Okay, not that I‘d listen to a god, but if you say so – hang on, I’ll be back in several minutes…
well and now?
Alright, back to the fact i’m the mack and i know that, let’s continue with a panties update (photo by Meredith_Farmer / flickr):
- crappy panties!
Well, yeah, you’re somewhat right; just mention panties once, and you get those search requests…
- show me your panties
Nope.
- what do you see below the panties?
Maybe you can see the background through the gap bewteen the legs?
- the panties of the aunt
What about ’em? And why on earth is it aunts who are so popular when it’s about panties or being nude??
- guys wearing girlfriend’s panties –
how the hell can you think your beautiful?
That’s enough, before another visitor arrives with the panties size of paris hilton, let’s move on to other topics quickly:
- uri made geller it
I think don’t so.
- write one mails where I serious counter
Hmm, that might be difficult…
- newst celphones by apel
Very difficult! Better forget about it.
Now just a plea to the universum : 6 correct lotto numbers. And now it’s time for bed, i am too weak, that’s it for today, bye!