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Google knows no borders

2008-09-02

Half the world is talking about the announcement of Google’s own browser called Chrome, and Big G presents its advantages in a long Comic, worth reading, actually. And what do my weary eyes see on page 13 when they are talking about a Danish team and display a map of Europe?

Google Chrome Comic p.13 map of Europe

Denmark as well as Belgium, Netherlands, Luxemburg, Switzerland, half of Austria, Slovenia and Hungary belong to Germany! Was there a new war or annexation I missed?

The Greek islands appear to have drowned, too, and the Black Sea seems to have dried up. Well, climate change and stuff, these things can happen.

Hope the browser got less errors… ;)

Popular soft, lowest quality

2008-08-29

Another badly translated German spam mail – do they really hope to sell something this way??

I tried to reproduce the meaning in English here:

Popular soft for PC and Mac

…with “soft” translated like “mellow, smooth,…” and not as short form for “software”…

All Europe uses our software
ms of lowest quality at highest level.
— All programs for PC and Mac
— You can choose, the programs in the own language http://[removed].com

Lowest quality at the highest level, who wouldn’t like that? The sender was “Deutsche software.com|” (incl. vertical bar), by the way.

Or in this variant (also to be seen at “Unser täglich Spam”, German):

Hi
Sell software
Best take and the best service.
— All programs from Microsoft and Apple
— Our programs translated and adapted to the users speak French, German, Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, Swedish, English.
Will the talk with you soon. http://[removed].com

Sender: “Best deutsche soft.com|”. No, will the talk with you never.

The Tonnendreher (German) got another version…

Spam liturgy crouching on Bimini

2008-08-21

What are these two spam mails trying to tell us?1

corny melt angelo surtax stink

crouch lim colleague? buoy, mitigate liturgy.
phonic gazelle handwritten melt mammalian liturgy, liturgy
buoy bimini mica gazelle canfield.

genesis softwood corny

boat rough academe? carboloy, phonic academe.
carboloy softwood handwritten softwood surtax umpire, j
carboloy livestock academe scribble intelligentsia.

succession mitigate monologist

umpire academe umpire? mammalian, scribble mammalian.

canfield bimini.

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  1. Other than that I’ll post any rubbish here, that is. ;)  ↺

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