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The ultimate violence movie for Easter!

Before we get down to business, a quick poll about “brutal TV” – the “Die hard” series, “King Kong” etc. on private TV stations – at easter, about which politicians and bishops feel like having to medde with again, because “the private media are not considerate of the religious feelings of the majority of our citizens” (translated quote from Günther Oettinger (CDU), minister-president) – it’s new to me that there’s an obligation to tune in to these channels, as it’s new that someone like Oettinger knows so well about the citizens’ feelings…:

Action movies at Easter

  • I'm NOT Christian and I DON'T CARE about these movies at Easter (44%, 7 Votes)
  • I'm NOT Christian and I LIKE these movies at Easter (38%, 6 Votes)
  • I'm Christian and I DON'T CARE about these movies at Easter (13%, 2 Votes)
  • I'm NOT Christian and I DISLIKE these movies at Easter (6%, 1 Votes)
  • I'm Christian and I LIKE these movies at Easter (0%, 0 Votes)
  • I'm Christian and I DISLIKE these movies at Easter (0%, 0 Votes)

Votes total: 16

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And here’s the movie, found at Scary Alice:

“The Next Uri Geller” 2008 for statistics lovers

This is about a show from the first German season of “The Next Uri Geller” from early 2008. You can also:
» Show all my reports from the first season.
» Show everything about the second season 2009.
» Show really all articles about Uri Geller.

A few small, somewhat useless diagrams about this mixture of mental-magic entertainment arts, brainwashing of the people by claims of “real powers”, and boredom… :mrgreen:

Ratings

Updated diagram with world final’s ratings (#9) after the German final (#8):

ratings

Overtime

How many overtime minutes did the shows have (compared to the original announcements, not the teletext/EPG data)?

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“The next Uri Geller 2008 – The world’s best mentalists” – opinion, tricks, explanations

This is about a show from the first German season of “The Next Uri Geller” from early 2008. You can also:
» Show all my reports from the first season.
» Show everything about the second season 2009.
» Show really all articles about Uri Geller.

:arrow: General reading tips (German): GWUP info page; and the blog with explanations and discussion already during the shows: The contestants’ tricks, explained in an easy way. English: CSI (ex-CSICOP).

The ninth show from March 4 – the international competition

bent As if the shows in various countries had not been enough, this time we are presented with a selection of international winners or runners-up and a for once funny comedian – unfortunately, the celebrities are not that international.

The contestants, next to Vincent Raven, winner of the German show, are Angela Funovits who reached second place in the USA show “Phenomenon” (which had only 5 episondes, by the way) – what happened to the winner, Mike Super? –, Lior Suchard, Israel’s winner („The Successor“), Aaron Crow, “gloomy star” from “De nieuwe Uri Geller”, the show from the Netherlands, and as “surprise guest of the evening” Morta Deller, known from Schmidt & Pocher – well, that really is a surprise that Geller lets Oliver Pocher appear here. Ratings, that’s what counts – and something which may be intentionally funny. :)

From the preview on prosieben.de (my translation):

Raven father Vincent Raven demands: “I want to fight the best of the best!”

Even if he didn’t want to, he had to, since this was planned long ago…

“All four belong to the best of their craft. But this time, they must push the envelope to earn the title ‘World’s Best Mentalist’”, mystifier legend Uri Geller said. “During this unique live show, not the slightest glich must happen.”

Oh, bad prospective for our raven daddy. ;)

The show begins

“The most unusual international contest in television history” begins. Lots of cheering and standing ovations, especially for the old spoon fiddler – the audience might have been ordered to do so; but many arguably won’t need that order, sadly.

Uri is overwhelmed by the success and tells about poor little children who shout “achat shtaim shalosh” when they see him on the street. The “poor” didn’t come from him, of course, but from me. And Geller wants to sharpen the viewers’ intuition – you can win some money, too.

Celebrity guests

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Movie music baton

:music: Stephan A. aus B. wirft mir da ein Stöckchen zwischen Fernseher und Lautsprecher, sozusagen – es geht darum, welche Filmmusik einem am besten gefällt.

Für mich eine schnelle Entscheidung: der Highlander-Soundtrack von Queen, zu finden auf dem Album „A Kind Of Magic“. Insbesondere erwähnenswert dabei “Princes Of The Universe”, “Gimme The Prize” und natürlich “Who Wants To Live Forever”. Nur schade, dass es von Freddies Version von “New York, New York” nur eine halbe Minute im Film selbst gibt.

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Ich werfe das Stöckchen dann mal weiter zu Julia, Prinzzess und dem künftigen perfekten Lehrer Konna. :) PS: Und wer sonst noch mag, darf es auch mitnehmen.

The Next Uri Geller 2008, Vincent Raven – a little résumé

This is about a show from the first German season of “The Next Uri Geller” from early 2008 and the announcement of the second season in 2009. You can also:
» Show all my reports from the first season.
» Show everything about the second season 2009.
» Show really all articles about Uri Geller.

So, now the first German season of “The Next Uri Geller” is over (except for the “international special” next Tuesday) – what was it good for?

  • the winner, Vincent Raven – the arguably most original of the contestants, with his constantly spooky-looking scenery and the craziest pseudo-reality talk, seen thus a worthy winner – despite some glitches;
  • the regrettable knowledge that Uri Geller, “this Nostradamus on QVC level” (Spiegel Online), still can sell his cheap old tricks to private TV and its target audience and still pretend it’s “all real”, what they even wanted to write into the contestants’ contracts;
  • occasionally a fooling around with the viewers’ feelings in doubtful ways;
  • many too :yawn: long-winded performances, including the final, thus ao many overtime minutes – but also entertaining ones;
  • several “celebrity” guests who were known only to die-hard ProSieben fans;
  • the knowledge that Uri Geller can at least count to three in his mother tongue – “achad, shtaim, shalosh”; ;)
  • the cleavage of Verena Wriedt in the phone studio;
  • ratings which, while dropping before the final, still were above the station’s average and thus give us a second season (see below):
    Uri Geller ratings
    on average, 3.16 million (10.1% market share), or 2.24 million in the “target audience” aged 14-49 (17.1%);
  • and to me personal some long blog posts here with visitor records and great comments like this one – well, and more content-rich ones, too, thanks! :)
Next week

On March 4, Vincent – who, by the way, has three ravens: Corax, Asael/Azael/Azrael, Odin – will square off against the winners from Israel, Lior Sushard, the USA, Mike Super, and the still running show in the Netherlands.

Press release for the final and the second season

As announced in the show and in a press release, a second season is planned fo next year – and since the raven daddy surely won’t like to be voted off right away, I guess it won’t be called “The next Vincent Raven” heißen. ;)

Quote (in my translation):

Vincent Raven: “I thank all people who believed in me and my ravens.”

Believed they’d win, or believed that mystic stuff were real? :)

“All who voted for me can be sure: ‚Shem ham forash!‘ That’s ancient Enochian and means: The wing beat of my ravens will watch over you! In death as in life.”

Well, Uri’s Hebrew is older – for Enochian is just a fantasy language invented in the 16th century (despite its creators and believers may think otherwise). At least it’s astonishing how much text Vinnieboy wants to pack into these three words. You really ask yourself how much of his mystic stuff he believes himself…

From his prize, the “raven father” wants to open a raven farm for injured animals.

So some good result of this show after all. :)

And Farid, who seemingly can’t afford any family name but Cool, is of course glad about his second place. Nicolai Friedrich, number 3, wasn’t allowed a statement in the press release – no time for losers, ’cause we are the champions…


:arrow: General reading tips (German): GWUP info page; and the blog with explanations and discussion already during the shows: The contestants’ tricks, explained in an easy way. English: CSI (ex-CSICOP).

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