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The search word poem

2008-07-17

:hammer: Appropriately(?) for the 555th post on this blog, here’s a “poem” consisting of the words that were most frequently used in search requests leading people here in the past 16 days, sorted strictly in descending order by their frequency of occurence – I only added line breaks and punctuation marks:

You I to the—
And me
My, your a see!
In it for love
Of…
Want song, so
About baby, know
That what lotto be do

Make all can on
I’m is no come
Don’t hello ohne heart
Just like but got
If up never been
Lottozahlen
Dont take without one time
Say with i’ve Höschen

When we tell im long
Get have—
Will now give this
Girls break,
Are searching truth.
Most way go quotes
Difference gonna, honey,
Falling more

Youtube common
Tags genibus its feel…
Finally!
Down roof,
Cup out nitito.
Vorhersage:
Wanna let
Good life!

Divine search phrases

2008-06-27

magnifying glass and praying girl :bow: Welcome to a special edition of “replying” to search queries about religious topics – and a little mysticism is included, too…

Fot those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones. Conveniently, they can form a real dialog (if you arrange them as needed, as I did), which I emphasised with long dashes “—”.

I know your in heaven smiling down every day we pray for you — Think about it, does it make sense (even from the point of view of a deeply religious person) to pray for someone who is already in heaven? — Think? Don’t want to do that; see, that’s why I believe! :twisted:

God… — Which one? You can find yourself a god, believe in which one you want cause dont you know there all the same, they just go by different names. — People try and tell that its crazy: weird look at the wall for 10 seconds and you will see god — Yeah, that’s really weird, downright insane. I got a better idea: look up at me and you’ll see your god! And as a god, I’ll answer a few questions:

Oh lord is i in heaven? — No, not in English, but the German word for “heaven”, “Himmel”, does indeed contain an “i”.

God why won’t you let me sell my house? — ’cause you’re living in a church, that’s why!

Oh lord wont you by me a monkey? — What banalities should a god be in charge of?? And you certainly won’t get a monkey: monkeys are evil, they remind too much of evolution! ;)

What’s the point of living if we know were gonna die one day? Speak o lord as we come to you! — You woudln’t need a god to find an answer: to live, of course! — till the end of my days o lord? — Right-o!

Lord i know that i’m in your hands and you won’t let go — Don’t be so sure about that – that’s also what a free climber said when folding his hands to pray… …and thud!

My god why is my heart so cold? — Wait a moment, im searching for an angel to bring me your heart, then I’ll have a closer look.

I did some science and im feeling’ fine — Fine, you’re getting better!

how numerology help our science and technology — But not with such a crap as numerology! — *sheepishly* trees numerology? numerology hyphen value? — Stop it, that’s anything but science, that’s bullshit!

Speaking of bullshit:

pierre franckh wishing bullshit? — Yes! (he’s a small German Rhonda Byrne, if you will)

:bye: That’s it – and as closing words for today:
Why be a nobody in heaven when you can be a star in hell?

500! or Half of the time we don’t know

2008-06-11

coffee This is 500th post in this li’l blog o’ mine (don’t get confused by the number in the URL, that one also counts drafts, pages and uploads). And it’s already a tradition to show you some of the search phrases (with grey background; neither shortened nor extended nor made up, I just translated the German ones) that brought people here:

do you know why we should break down and cry
You can find some reasons in here, since there’s an answer if you reach into your soul.

bandaged feet of verona poth
Who’d want to see that?? i fucking dont care!

i think im in love with a girl who lives
That’s certainly better, necrophilia is really abnormal (and illegal).

sex with spectacle wearer
Certainly possible. What’s your problem?

in coffee naked
Warning, hot! And certainly expensive to have that much coffee in a cup that large to contain a person. Or hard if you mean coffee beans.

a fuck of coffee
So, cheers and enjoy! If that, whatever exactly it is, is something to enjoy…

i want my pray come true
Well, who’d pray hoping the prayers were useless? Alright, they are, in general, all rather useless – and even Google won’t be able to change that.

internet page enter numbrs and predict
There you are, enter a number and click OK:

numerological preview 2008
…says: “Numerology still is rubbish and nonsense.”

predictions for end of the world
There are many, and not a single one turned out to be true. Guess why? ;)

Finding the proper words and spelling them correctly is not always easy:
exist other planet with lyfe youtube
every morgen wake up
-mother hope you came my life yeah yeah
are you love same tonight tables
do you see the light aaaaa
oh oh oh oh oh may there be no pools tonight
you got a reaction that’s bed in you
me “where you” feel when i am look love that “but now”
i have below the machine cook can i can i every want to send on the blue oh tell me why

That’s it for this time, bye!
:bye:

 

please don’t stop c’mon
Okay, call me when you want it i give it, so let’s continue:

schnuffel kuschel bedclothes
Yuck!

vulva university
There’s a university for that? Where??

top commenters blog
You’re a comment spammer, hm? Then why didn’t you comment here yet – don’t like that I don’t count from the start of the month, which would make it easy to place your link in the list, but the last 30 days instead?

This, now, really is the end for this time. Just a saying:

childhood ends when you stop seeing monsters in your closet and you realise that they are walking on the street

 

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“Better like 2 Girls 1 Cup”

2008-05-15

Ain’t got no hope got no idea what to do or why i’m here… Welcome to the search requests of the first two weeks of May that led visitors here. (Search requests are highlighted in grey; I didn’t make them shorter or longer or up, I just translated the German ones.)

Better like 2 girls 1 cup! You know, 2 girls 1 cup, these girls like dynamite! — Well, firstly, it’s certainly not dynamite the girls are playing with, and secondly, no, I better won’t do anything like “2 Girls 1 Cup”. But this here is certainly better than “2 Girls 1 Cup”… (well, except for the coprohilic among the visitors, sorry, dear searchers, but maybe you take a look around anyway, e.g. via my “Best Of” ;) ).

By the way, I know the secret of life but i ain’t gonna tell ya – at least not for free, see Cimddology. ;)

Then show me in german! — That’s easy, you can switch languages in the top left corner…

Aint nothing but a cold beer in the sun, can you feel it coming down all over your body, can you feel it on your skin? open your eyes to touch the beautiful things in life. — Erm, what? I prefer to drink my beer and don’t pour it over my skin. Not even when the fetlock is inflamed.

Now to a incisively important question: where to wear thongs? — Well, how you like and where you like, but it will really look too strange, for instance, on the head or around the knees.

As you go through life you see there is so much that we dont understand… for example insufficient and unnecessary questions:

  • what do the contestants say in the final – well, in which final?
  • what have i done in english
  • i’m looking for a phone ad music was in the charts girl walking down road

Alright, I know not everyone’s a native speaker and makes more mistakes just because of this, and typing errors can happen anytime – but anyway, this simply cannot be the only explanation for some search requests:

  • bye appel phone
  • the versal in paris
  • womens whitout pantyes
  • girl fuck men whis a big dido – now I don’t know how tall Dido is, but I doubt that (a) she’d agree and (b) that’s a good idea anyway…
  • fuck i am working me hit fuck am am
  • nakter popo cane
  • i see you winining and crying up on the floor
  • with the ah hey dont tell nobodies
  • oh lord keep me in my write mind (or was that an author?)
  • june 2007 calendar diaper – Diaper with calendar printed on it? Calendar with diaper photo? And why 2007? heaven only knows cause i don’t understand what the answer please what’s the master plan?

Well, god brought us this far — Huh? No I didn’t; i wanna be your god, i wanna be your devil too, but ask just once and god says no. — (This dude is crazy baby dont say nothing to him.)

Bye, and remember: crying enlightens!
:heul: :bye:

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