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Sorry I’ve got no head

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesare you serious, its show time baby here we go…

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

sorry i’ve got no head
That really seems to be true for some searchers – but knowing what’s wrong is a start for making things better, or so they say.

and it’s taking you so long to find out
Well, then hurry.

Quantum physics and the phenomenon of energetic family constellations
Aaargh! No, quantum physics can neither explain the phenomenon why energetic balderdash is so popular, nor does it cause any energetic balderdash!

why won’t fortuneteller know lottery numbers
Well, lotto numbers aren’t susceptible to cold reading, so the furtunetellers can only know things afterwards, as always.

lotto prognosis 3 march
Just a moment, I’ll have a look into my crystal ball… Ommmmmmm… Waaaaaaaaa… Lalalalaaaaa… Now I got it: On Tuesday, March 3, there’s no drawing [in Germany where this search was from].

englisch comment über advertising
Did you mean: German Kommentar about Werbung?

stay, you, better, hope, pray, that,you, make, it, some, day, back, to, your, own, world
That’s, from, the, lyrics, of, “Stay”, by, Shakespeare’s, Sister and, thank, you, for, the, commas they, may, come, in, handy, some, time!

who knows the song DUM DE DUM DUM DE DUM DUM
Sorry, I can only think about Yum dee dum dee dum and Dee do de de now.

WHO KNOWS THIS SONG DUM DE DUM DUM DE DU DUM
Hey, calm down, I didn’t remember another song 8 minutes later!

stick a knife in your back, watch the black drip down your back
Ouch! But I don’t see anything, don’t have a mirror here. But I’d suspect that blood’s rather red.

SHOW PIECE WHERE PINK AND BLUE BUBBLES COME FALLING DOWN
Strange wish. And you won’t have success this way anyway, with shouting and without “please”.

JA JA JA YOU DIDN’T SAY THE MAGIC WORD
Exactly!

power pole harmful
If you crash your car against it, certainly.

colors all look brighter
Really? During that dull weather? What did you take? (And do you have something left?)

latex little box to tick
I think little boxes drawn or printed on paper are easier to tick.

I want the uncensored images without panties
And who cares? Moreover, which photographer or photo service will send images together with panties?

what’s the doctor’s opinion on shaving pubic hair?
Dunno, just ask him. Better you show him right away – at least if he’s into members of your sex…

:bye: Alright, that’s it for today – remember: arguing about music is like fucking for sobriety.


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I’m bending down

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriescall me darling and dont wory about today

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

i’m bending down
What for?

“my brain is not that good”
I see. Well, bending down won’t change that, but it allows for other activities.

three naked girls eating ice cream
Well, a local seasonal ice cream parlor just re-opened, but I also saw people in clothes there today. In too warm clothes, given the 12°C.

queens of panties
What now, naked or with panties?

you will take off your panties,
TV without panties!
Alright, if I have to – one moment please.

And I’m bach, and the TV’s also on. At least this answers the question “do i have to wear a thong?“, I guess.

panties naked
Yes, my underpants are lying there on the floor all naked. Do you want me to dress them somehow?

Do you or not?

Hello? I’m waiting for yours answer! don’t you want me anymore?

come on take the others
Fine, then on to the next topic:

what does elisabeth tessier say about the economy criesis
She says: There’s an “e” too much and an “i” too few in her name (Teissier).

which saint for what
Just make something up. That’s just as effective as any other combinations.

2009 cosmic change
Neither cosmic nor comic.

using enery zones in the body to find out what is wrong with patients
When patients put their trust in energy zones, that’s just what’s wrong with them.

is spiritual healing expensive
Even free spiritual healing were too expensive.

Homeopathy for dark thougts about the future
Hmm, I’d recommend sugar to lighten up your feelings. That is, sugar dissolved beyond recognition in sugar balls, that has to be effective!

waning moon 2009 dates
Sorry, no dates available to make an appointment, please try again next year.

And finally: What neither URLs nor sensible search requests look like:
www.hup porn
www.männer porno.de kostenlos
www frauen ohne höschen .de
maria
serbische hexe.npage.de
www.then enxt uri geller.de
www.Uri Geller Liveexperiment zum anschauen.de

:bye: Bye, that’s enough unnecessary questions for girls for today; Next time I’ll try it another way. Or I won’t.


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FURTUNETELLER

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesthe world is right, the air is light, i’m like a baby

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

FURTUNETELLER
Why would you want someone to tune your fur and even tell you about it?

prophecy 2009/2012
0.99850894632206759443339960238569

2012 what do Christians say
2012. Especially Christians will hardly call that year anything but 2012. Jews may say 5773 and Muslims 1434.

Zugspitze 2012
No, 2962 meters (Germany’s highest mountain).

in Mars year 2009 more boys born
Wait until the year is over, how should anyone know that in advance? Alright, there may be crackpots who believe they can astrologically say something, but, well, they’re crackpots.

dream numerology number 36
Yes, numerology is just like dreaming, detached from reality. (Except there are real people believing it, that is.)

can’t find nina hagen documentary
Hey, be glad about that!

lotto numbers of tomorrow question to the universe
Better question to the universe: Intelligence for tomorrow?

can magic reveal the right lotto numbers.for 14 05 2009 year
Magic can predict nothing.For any year.

FIND OUT LOTTO NUMBERS
Just check Lotto.de.

lotto numbers almost always drawn
which lotto numbers were repeated in the same combination in the past 5 years
Oh, you expect Google to answer a long question right away? Anyway, all drawings for all decades are available at the lotto companies, so enjoy your useless analysis…

christina aguiler AND hER RÉSUMÉ
Don’t shout – but who’s interested in her résumé anyway?

my aunt was naked
I think everyone was naked at some time. So what?

without panties blog
You’re at the right place, my blog’s got no panties on. (Which also means that all visitors have to remove their underwear beforehand!)

video preview without panties
What I just said also applies here.

looking for tight swim tanga panties
Maybe look at my readers’ (who obey aforementioned rules).

(sexy or erotik or erotic) nature
Ohh, yes, nature is very sexy – if I only think about all these many brooks I’m getting all wet! Or is that because I just fell into one?

what’s the name of the video 1man 1 cup?
Counterquestion: What’s the name of John Public?

USB stick on Amstrad CPC
Ahh, that brings up nostalgic feelings… (But I don’t know if there are USB extensions for the CPC.)

And finally: What neither URLs nor sensible search requests look like:
www.over.40
www.i fuk my mother-in-law.de
www.aurl
www borno de
www hart kohr vidios de
www mail .r

:bye: Alright, that’s it for… what, another one? I got no more time.

Just one word
Fine, then. And which word?

end
Very funny. But you’re right. Bye, that’s it for this time, and remember: Now I’ve told you this once before: you can’t control me.


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German men looking for sh

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesNO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOUR FROM, WHAT YOU DID, WHAT PEOPLE CALL YOU, WHAT YOU’VE BEEN THROUGH, WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, WHAT OTHERS THINK ABOUT YOU IT DOESN’T MATTER YOUR ALL ….WELCOME!!!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

german men looking for sh
Sh? Now what – shit? Not here. Ship? Got none. But there are so many things with “sh” – so be more specific!

shana ina
I see. Her name is Jana Ina, was guest at that Uri Geller show and is pronounced like “shana ina”. What do you want from her?

Fuck me good, c’mon.
Firstly she’s married, and secondly I doubt she’d like to meet some arbitrary googler.

dominatrix boxers “wear briefs”
Strange dominatrix. Wouldn’t it be more apt if she commands “wear leather thong”?

free idiot test
Idiot is a strong word, but I’d say you’re not that clever if you actually believe in this:
The proof lotto is computable
…or in this:
prediction by mysthicism in lotto 5/45
…or maybe if you’re searching for this even before the very first show:
Street Magic with Farid ratings
…or if you search like this on Thursday for a show that’s on on Tuesdays:
yesterday kicked out the next uri geller
This last one might have been just a minor lapse, though.

why does uri geller not speak german
Maybe he just never learned German – ever thought about that?

people you don’t want to know
One name was just mentioned…

lulin comet meaning in astrology
A new heavenly body just detected, and already such questions come up – I wonder if there are any astrologers who actually reply “none” to this question.

how to be a wise capricorn witch
That doesn’t match: wise and minding zodiac signs…

astrology natural catastrophes 2010
Wouldn’t call astrology a natural catastrophe. Neither this nor next year.

astrologic predictions 2012
My prediction: “Astrology will utter the same nonsense in 2012 as it did so far. At least.”

when you see the light you realize
Yeah, what?

hush!I hear people coming into my shadow of my existance
Well, no shadow without light. But I won’t shut up, there are more search requests waiting to be answered. So, what might it be that the people want?

unification with light-beings
That only works if you’re a firefly. Didn’t you know that those are the incarnations of light-beings, light-angels and light-whatever?

angel numerology 4 8 24 14
The sum of these digits is 23 – so your angel is a cospiring illuminati!

free help against curses
Free help against curses is always the best! Since it’s free to ignore that silliness altogether – contrary to several fraudsters who’d demand lots of money.

“global scaling” 2012
In 3 years GS will be not more than just the pseudoscience it is now ~ though I can’t tell if those lotto number sellers will say anything yet about that Maya calendar or that stupid raise of consciousness.

“fractal” search woman man
Errrm… no.

mini without panties
Why, are those small cars that small that you won’t fit inside with panties?

Quickly without comments to a few special topics – first a little too many quotation marks:
"come" "take" "tell me" "by the" "way" "country" "door"
"the" "fall" "has" "gone" "when" "the" "love" "open your eyes"
"baby" "please" "you" "could" "be" "the" "only" "one" "for" "me" "always" "right" "there" "waiting" "on" "me" "I" "just" "can’t" "let"

Englisch or German? Who’d want to decide anyway?
nackter popo free
men intimrasur movie
lucky lotto zahl for tomorrow
Women Ohne-Höschen Straße

And finally: What neither URLs nor sensible search requests look like:
www. prosieben sendung unter deine tini . de
www.tehn nix Uri Geller
www.the next uri geller folgen.de
www.die Lotto zalen am 12 samstag.de
www.Bücher für Lotto.de
augen arztin 22.at
www.fastlive.com.zei
you tou porno.de
Y ou . porno comhart
you.hup.porno

Finally an idea for Valentine’s day:
fuck jewels I think my soul shine bright enough
I’m just not sure if your girlfriend is satisfied with only your puny soul instead of jewels.

But there’s one thing I know, I dont want Think about you
See, she’s not!

:bye: That’s it for this week, bye, gotta leave now – No time, no time at all…I got no time baby..lotsa better things to doi have got dirty thoughts on my mind.


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Pretty English sentences in English

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesYou’ll get it really…. try again…

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

pretty english sentences in english
Pity, I only got pretty German sentences in German in store…

are number 4s bad in your house number
Just written this house number numerology satire, and already people are searching for that stuff. :roll:

your touch, your face, across the milky way, and then she says
What is she saying, then?

German language mehrere jungs beim arzt boxershorts ausziehen
Yes, that’s German language.

take off underwear at the doctor
Recommended when he’s supposed to examine you in places that are covered by your underwear.

how to undo panties
If you can’t do that yourself, you should either ask the person who put the panties on you, or use a bolt cutter.

photo´s handcuffs body
For that plural capostrophe, your body really should be put in handcuffs, yes. And then given a proper whipping…

he can’t love me because i’m black
Then just let that racist go. Or did you mean:

put my head down michael jackson
…so you can give him a blowjob? Get lost, I don’t want that stuff here!

pictures of how the moon looks in the next 30 days !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even the 140% increase in the number of exclamation marks compared to last week won’t change my answer: Won’t!! look!! that!! much!! different!!!!!!!!!!!

I want evidence that aliens exist
You know, everyone should demand them instead of believing all that UFO alien crap right away! It’s just that noone can give you such evidence.

what can you do to prevent head shaking
Stay away from mystics and popes.

aquablue not working
Welcome to reality! (It’s a mystic “water treatment” thing that I once wrote about in German only.)

stefan gödde wiki lovers
I don’t think that the “The Next Uri Geller” host and Wiki are lovers.

ever had 6 correct numbers?
Yes, but spanning multiple lotto tips, unfortunately.

all names of the 2nd season series in german
Erm, of what series?

use God
Many believers and church leaders do that, each in their own way. Surprisingly exploitable for something that doesn’t even exist…

what’s a 9 long edges 6 corners
A triangular prism, I’d say. (Two triangles above each other, its corners connected.)

I await your confirmation
Pfff, search for it yourself.

:bye: Bye, that’s it for this week, and remember: If you think I’m crazy… That’s Right..


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