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English Sentence with It

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesBad Move! You’ll pay for it. Oh you’re going DOWN!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

english sentence with it
It’s it!

all flowers colors with names in english
Sorry, I don’t have enough space for this here.

list of all musicians of the year 2008
Sorry, I don’t have enough space for this here.

Germanmen names for baby
Pardon?? Who’s gonna call his baby “Germanmen”?

“which number is next”
2. Anyone dare contradict?

I’ve been watching you from over here…What am i supposed to do
Now what could that be other than:
take off your panties!
Which takes us to our standard topic…

looking for cool print for panties
Well, dunno – all prints I’ve seen on panties in shops were rather boring and pointless, and the main goal of panties is to take them off, isn’t it?

convert to thong
That’s easy: Take a brief and cut away everything that doesn’t belong to a thong.

boys survey do you wear boxers of briefs
If you want to believe my poll, almost everyone wears thongs…

free noor das porn pic
Noor das? Is that a name? Doesn’t sound too sexy.

the understandable panty
That’s one with a textual print on it?

woman meter reading nude
I don’t think there are women with counters showing how often they were nude.

why do i get no respect
Respect is something you earn. Seems you got problems with that – if your searches play a role in this…?

numerology quality of the day
Every day the same. Numerology is the same nonsense every day.

naked at the spiritual healer
Well, why not? Maybe he’ll provide the proper back/forth or up/down vibrations…

should i diet on a full moon
No way! Full moon = full stomach! Anything else would be bad for your lunar karma!

And some more of the non-URL-non-search queries:
www. a thong is good for the ass
www.i fuk my motherinlaw.com
www.PORN (hup).de
http://www. porn.hup.//
www.Fraun Pono.de
www.who wears diapers.de
Dieter de Broers.de
www.lotto lucky numbers per horoscope.de
www.per horoskop lottoglückszahlen.de
www.i was in the afterlife documentary.com

:bye: Bye, that’s it for this week – remember: HeLL iTS EmpTY. aLL tHe DeVILs R hERE…OoH yes They ArE!

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As Me Lunch

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriescos i know there ain’t no chance.

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

As me lunch
Who’d want to lunch as someone else anyway, you won’t get full from that!

did you ever ask yourself
Was denn?
intelligent english sentences
Sorry, won’t find these in search requests. Example.
she’s the bitch hallo she’s like a tekst

ecki breaky heart
Recently, Ecki twittered (in German) that he feels good – I think you’re mistaken.

flickr without panties
Oh, new usage conditions? Flickr may only be visited without panties on? Well, alright… Does this apply to premium accounts too?
(Anyway, they’re just imitating me, I had made this a rule for my blog too in a past edition of search request replies.)

Like to wear men’s thongs
Then I hope you’re not a woman.

I like to wear women’s underwear
Then I hope you’re not a man.

slip, stumble – what does that tell me?
That you still need to practice walking?

yoga congested meridians
That was only meant satirically, actually…

If you’re referring to that stupid alien show: YES, THEY CLAIMED THAT. DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE. SHOUT.

repot in star sign ……
Your plants are long dead before you’ll reach any star constellation in your space ship.

fortunetelling for the 21st century
…is sometimes “reasoned” with modern technology or science, but won’t become more exact or realistic either.

lotto numbers that who come out most
These are those that who are kracy lotty numbers!

Hi Rainer will do today übersetzen von englisch in deutsch
He du, I am not Rainer und ich werde not translate from English to German heute.

bohemian rhapsody aptitude test
For what? For acapella bands? Yeah, you could take that song for this purpose.

:bye: Bye for this time, and remember: everything, everything i see…. I mean I can see the big picture but that’s not all it is. Lines floating in space come together to form whatever YOU want them to be!

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

I believe there’s more

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesthat’s because im broken minded.

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

i believe there’s more
Yes, of course there are much more search requests than I’m presenting here, but who’d want to read all the boring or always identical ones anyway? I’m even worried this could be too much here…

set back the when
The? The what? The search requests? They are forever stored on the internet, there’s no “setting them back”. Or the when= The when does it automatically. Or the clock? Late October (in Europe).

Yay, another one!

get something for free
What exactly?

cont with har
Shayvd is pretier.

flirting with 20
With 20 at the same time? Speed dating? But that’s just one after another. Maybe try during the team photo before a women’s soccer match.

pdf/horny panties
No, neither panties can be sent electronically as PDF, nor is PDF an ideal file format for images.

i want uncensored photos of christina aguilera
Really? I can see inside you, the sickness is rising!

my wife likes to present herself naked to visitors
Where are you living? Please always specify an address with search requests like these!

An old man turned ninety-eight
Nice for him, doesn’t happen too often. But Google won’t care about this fact. Unless you specify his name, that is.

Yeah, I got it, stop screaming!

what’s the song after Hush
Depends – which band, Deep Purple? Which concert? Which album? Which radio station?

telepathy with flies?
Ooh, be careful, maybe the flies happen to be more intelligent than you and start controling you!

plants healing symbols
Awww, are the poor symbols sick? Get well soon!

Feng Shui numerology des hausnummer
That’s the selbe Müll wie die Numerologie of the house number.

mystical meaning of the new moon in March
The same as the religious meaning of a full moon on Christmas: Make something up, then that’s valid for you and anyone you’re teaching it.

belief in the almighty energy
No offence, but that sounds a little insane. What could we do about it?
tied up in the straitjacket
Well, you don’t have to overdo it. But a phychologist or -iatrist wouldn’t hurt.

anti demon formula
4⋅Σn=0 (-1)n/(2n+1)

Finally the often used category “what do neither URLs nor search queries look like” again:
www mei onleinspiele ne
.nun porno.com
www.porn hup@.de
www.youtou porno .de free
men wear thongs too.com
www.lotto zahlen 30 numbers
www.mit Umfragen viel geld verdienen.de
www.lottoglückszahlen per horoskop.de

:bye: And that’s it with this week’s search request – bye, and remember: take me…be there…ever since light….never make us stronger…say you’ll be there…light my way…stay alive!

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Search ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesdon’t wait because i’m dreaming, don’t tell me do you believe

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Search ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Now you know you’re important, because that’s just as many fs as someone was searching last summer!

texts punishes I write lines
Come on, texts, have mercy with the poort writer and don’t punish him any more.

select a number from 1 to 14, we will know about our our last birth according to german numerology
Erm, I’m to pick a number so you know more about your last (of how many??) births? You’re really creative in your lunacy, gotta give you that…

old baby born pro7 13.3
That was just a stupid commercial for the new series Fringe on Pro7. But what to expect of Pro7 anyway…?

jupiter floodings april 2009
Jupiter is a gas planet, you can’t talk about floodings there.

good phases of the moon for voodoo rituals
When it’s full moon and new moon at the same time.

spititual meaning of 9 September 2009
9/9/9? That’s obvious: the devil stands on his head! Though I’m not sure if it’s more meaningful in a “spititual” or spiritual way.

mysthical meaning of universe
The univherse thells you: There’s a letther too much.

mysticism what was going on in the sky today on march 18 2009?
Everything going on in the sky has exactly that mystical meaning that you impute to it. Maybe you saw the ISS and the space shuttle Discovery? On Tuesday 17 at 20:08, they were easily seen a little bit apart, moving across the sky. I don’t know how the astronauts think about mysticism, but they probably don’t have much time for it anyway.


the mostly on the world of the lottonumbers what have come
the most and the bst lotto numbers of the world
Well, e.g. the 49 is probably not one of the best numbers in the Austrian “6/45” lotto.

Why am I supposed to say that? In the end some might come here, and what would I do with them?

16:9 porn photos
Since when the picture format is important here? But if it is to you – for a digital picture frame, maybe – just take some of the hundreds of thousands of the 4:3 images of your porn collection and cut them accordingly.

:bye: give me sign, give me a feeling, i’m emptytime to say goodbye (but only for today).

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com

Footprints from other planets other planets

Ausschau haltend Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queriesI HAVE BEEN COUNTING THE DAYS GO BY

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

footprints from other planets other planets
PLanets have no feet, so other planets cannot leave footprints on other planets at all.

armadillo news march 2009
Oh, there are special news? 8O

fuk my mothar in russian
And that was searched on Italian Google. I doubt he was very successful…

The rest of the erotic topics are handled in breif today. So let’s go, girls: make men in thongs on beach horny? Best way is always just naked. Because who wears no panties? Of course the dominatrix in the rain capePanties she wasn’t wearing, because she had lost her panties. girl you’re the baddest thing i’ve seen! I guess anyone can sayvor fucking then? But better not net kittz on porn. – who knows what kind of pervert stuff that is. Well, ladies, make him wear a thong, then he can join the men in thongs registered club!

I’m a believing Christian
So what? As long as you don’t go around insulting others like “Hans-Kilian” does (German), I don’t care much. I just don’t have such imaginary heavenly friends myself.

what keeps me from spiritual healing ?
Probably your mind that recognized it as nonsense – and the lack of ruthlessness to not make you fool other people anyway.

how to heal telepathy
Best method to heal telepathy is probably critical thinking, so just use your brain!

talks to aliens telepathically constellation draw
No type of constellations will help you with something that’s impossible.

fortunetelling for free in Pfaffenhofen an der ilm or nearby
I know nobody who does it for free, but all are in vain.

nostradamus 2009 prophecies
It’s “funny” that such prophecy interpretations are always correct when they are about the past. So just wait until 2010, then you will be able to buy books that contain allegedly correct prophecies for 2009.

nostradamus says italy world cup winner 2010
You’ll have to wait until 12 July 2010 (the day after the final), then you might find some Nostradamus interpreters and other “fortunetellers” who claim to have predicted it – though it’s not hard to guess one of the favorites, the chances are always good there…

do atheists believe in the zodiac signs
That would be very inconsequent – rather the opposite is true: Who believes in god believes in anything.

the next lotto lucky numbers by magical power opinion from
can you from dreams find lotto luck numbers
Nobody predict can lotto numbers, and not just an opinion that ist.

Just use a stopwatch while you watch the drawing, where’s the problem?

Works in South Africa as little as it does in the rest of the world. Only the methods they use to try it – the shamans for instance – may be different.

Isn’t it getting boring with the non-domain searches?
www.The next Urigella .de
www.uri geller decision 2009.de
www.Vincent Raven Radio Interview.ch
www.lucky numbers for 2009 in lotto by horoscope.de
www.i like fuck my sister.porno.com
fuck.de ou pormo.de
www. inden baby grils phose.com
www,get to know me de
www.i got my period and want to fuck.com

:bye: Alright, that’s it for this week, BAD LUCK STORY FREE YOUR MIND LETS GO TO BED!

Photo: Coka – Fotolia.com