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Mouse has nightmares?

Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search querieshave a great good time come on!

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

mouse has nightmares? oh yes ever since the storm
Ooh, the poor mouse. But I can understand that, especially if it was a strong storm, like Kyrill, Katrina, etc. Maybe petting will help.

LATIN FOR IST ICH WE ARE HERE
English for is not this here.

www deuch porno com
German means “deutsch”! Not “deuch”! Told you in July already!

100% frei Deutsch Datierung (which translates to “100% free German dating”, but only the kind of dating that’s synonymous to “age determination”)
See, you can spell it correctly, too. Until next time, we’ll learn how to speak understandable sentences, alright? Otherwise your date will not only be mad when you guess her age wrong.

i am trying 2 ring my number but is not working
Maybe the line’s busy when you’re calling yourself…

boys fight quotes
Yes, boys, fight those evil quotes!

austria wieden knife shop price rat
A price rodent in a knife shop? Huh??

maik over and drees up games
I’m soary, I don’t nou any.

play wesring
Wes… whose ring? Wlestring? Wrestling? “Don’t try this at home!” Except on a game console, but that may be not that easy with all those moves.

save my life xandria how to play in guitar
I guess if you find a guitar that’s large enough for you to fit inside, it will be quite cumbersome to play that guitar.

i am an elent i am a legal elent am an englishman in new york song
Now that’s woeful even for non-aliens, so we better end this for today, bye, let’s get to bed it’s late!
:bye:

A Web phenomenon

I Are Phenom?

…well, it’s a German quiz on Spiegel Online about Web phenomenons with Lolcats, the Star Wars Kid, etc., and they actually linked to the YouTube videos and other sources, which they don’t do that often. ;)

Anyway, I got all 9 answers correct…

 


Cat photo by Norbert Gunn – Fotolia.com; text by me

Search requests the world can do without

A German blog carnival about “top search results the world can do withoutht!” for which I’ve put together the four “best” recent unintentional search request hits – of course only those that I didn’t include in my search request comments yet:

Furthermore, my music quote list is found near the top for many normal English sentences – giving me several nice search requests which rarely would fit this top list but regularly find their place in my aforementioned search request comments.