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A lifetime of searching

All my life i’ve been searching for something. And now you found it, yoohoo! And here we are, right inside the next edition of search query analyses
(Search queries have a grey background; I added some commas for readability and capitalized some beginnings of sentences, but didn’t make them shorter or longer. And I translated the German ones.)

And then it hit me all at once when you left, i cant let you go, i keep trying but i cant, all i can say is i miss you. Do you know that only you can save me baby? Thank you, that really warms my heart. But I wasn’t away for long, anyway.

And we’re already in the right christmas mood, it’s christmas, give me all your moneybaby call me crazy but i know you feel it too, cause you look and you think and you see a— see what? Say it to my face, look me in the eyes and say what you have to say!

I just wanted to let you know, it don’t matter that you got nodidn’t doesn’t? Nevermind, again and again i’ve taken too much, and it’s all too much for your head to take, just a matter of time before you break. Go ahead, I can take a lot. Continue!

There’s a man that i think im gonna love forever, and forever we’ll be together. Great for you, but (1) i don’t mind, i don’t care, don’t you know that?, and (2) why are you telling Google?

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Someone who likes you sends you this spam

Alright, it rather said “invitation” in the subject (in German) – and it was just another of these spam mails (which slipped through my filter, otherwise I hadn’t noticed it anyway) for some private porn film sites that claim to pay you money.

These lines, though, I “liked” somehow (emphasis and translation mine):

Stop further info here:

stornomailversand@gmail.com

(Recently, there were errors here, which we want to apologize for.)

Yeah, sure, as if it were an accident that you fuckin’ spammers keep throwing around your garbage!

:motz:

Links of the Week (2007/50)

I though I’ll start a series of posts (which I hope I will be able to fill each time) with a few interesting links I came across the past week, without much commentary:

Playing lotto without panties – the statistics

Lotto ticket and thong Now that the jackpot has been hit: Some little search and visitor statictics of the past two weeks (search queries (which I’ve translated) have a grey background (usually not in the feed readers)):

Which lotto numbers could I play?

All possible lottonumbers! Free choice, just pick six of the 49 boxes. But can the lotto number ability? Maybe. What wanted?

Can someone predict lotto numbers? Oh, I see. No! And over 1000 people wanted to know about that until Tuesday afternoon, before 1blu struck, and from noon Wednesday, when things were starting back up again, plus 150 interested about statistics and 80 looking for the “best” numbers, and the line between that and prediction dreams are certainly blurred. (Plus those that the analysis didn’t catch. And without 1blu’s foulness at the domain move, there would have been an estimated 400-600 more.)

But it’s impossible, neither lotto number astrology (by the way: abolish astrology/span> – I’m all for it) nor lotto number numerology (what is numerology? balderdash!) nor the useless global scaling/hartmut müller lotto prognoses help, just as lotto numbers from god or lotto numbers god would play won’t help, since he doesn’t interfere with gambling (German). ;)

The distance between the lotto balls, by the way, is often 0 in the drawing machine, since they are touching each other in there.

Lotto numbers what to do with all that money? With these little chances, I wouldn’t stress my brain with these thoughts too much, for in the end, it’s often enough like this: have 2 numbers plus additional number – and you won’t get anything for that.

The pantiless Christina Aguilera

…was, of course, another hot topic (about 1300x searchers (only?) according to analysis; not in Google’s index for some time) – some weren’t even able to spell it correctly due to their horny excitement:
aaguilera, agilera, agiliera, aguielera, aguiera, aguilaera, aguiler, aguileira, aguillera, aquilera, chistina, christine, kristina; wthout, withou panties, without pantanties.

The result of the search for Christina Aguilera anti web sites might also be interesting…

But pantilessness is en vogue elsewhere, too:

Birthday without panties and without panties on the Oktoberfest goes without saying, and, erm, Waltraud without panties – not you too, mother?? :) It gets really interesting with outdoors without panties and completely without panties, just be careful with without panties in winter, lest icicles form. Also valid with underwear if your answer to the question can men wear women’s thongs is Yes, and then the space is too small…


That’s almost all for this time. An important hint at the end: Don’t go looking for a toilet on the internet, that won’t help!

PS: Of age and interested in how the photo above came into being? :eyebrow:

Yes » show me! ▼

#*%&$1#$ &§$%=!

1blu-Leer-Fehler

Due to 1blu, this domain’s old hoster, switching it promptly with the termination confirmation to an empty “new website…” page outside my scope of influence instead of keeping it pointed to the old webspace – as it should be – until the move has been completed, nothing was accessible here since tuesday afternoon… sorry.

:motz:

Anyway, welcome on the new server at all-inkl.com (partner link), where since about 11:45 today the first visitors whose DNS servers had been updated started to arrive. And may have been disappointed, because most of them were looking for predictions for hitting the lotto jackpot. :mrgreen:

Want something to laugh about? From the 1blu termination confirmation (translated by me):

We regret you termination and would be pleased to welcome you as a customer of 1blu again at a later time.

:lol2: