Welcome to the latest edition of my music quiz. This time it’s another song title described in the following image – though not quite as directly as in previous editions…:
Any guesses?
Gelöst von Dave: The Ballad of Chasey Lain von der Bloodhound Gang – im Bild zusammengesetzt aus “the ball ad of Chase E. lane”.
Weil’s so schnell ging:
2.) Which title is this?
Gelöst von Dave, der hier schön “abstauben” konnte: 
Twist In My Sobriety von Tanita Tikaram.
Danke allen Teilnehmern! 
Part 5 of my little satire series about mysticism and pseudoscience…
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The new Mars lander Phoenix touched down last night, everything seems to have worked well, scientists cheer about the first images – and what do I see:
THERE ARE MOLES ON MARS !!!1one
You don’t believe it? See yourself – on the left the original image where I marked the spot, top right the detail section, in the middle with enhanced contrast, bottom from this false-color version:
Now if that don’t look like a mole peering out of the ground – it almost seems to swim in it – what else? 
For comparison, a photo of a mole from Earth:
(by Michael Dufek, see Wikipedia)
PS: Yes, of course I’m just joking, playing around a little with this pareidolia, of course this is just a rock.
(via Wissen belastet)Dating scam spam just keeps on flowing – now it’s a pretended Helen from the USA who wants to find friends, and if it really was an American who wrote this, (s)he’s not better than an automatic Russian–English translation program, not only because of the silly plural apostrophes:
You can see more my photo’s
Hallo, my name’s Helen
Im 28, i live in Ashville NC, USA.
I am woman who’s looking to meet some new people and friends.
You can see more my photo’s and about me
at my Website Home Page: http://[…].110mb.com
if you wanna chat plz send me letter.my peronal e-mail: kurey.helen@gmail.com
i’ll be wait 4 your letter with a great impatience
Helen
p.s Du darfst mir auf dem Deutschen schreiben.
Ich verstehe ein wenig Deutsche die sprache.
The last two lines in wrong German re-translate to “You may write to me on the German. I understand a little Germans the language.”
The page (on a normal free hoster; I downloaded it with an editor, so there might actually be a browser switch that tries to infect e.g. Internet Explorer) is kind of a profile page with a few brief specifications where the city now is called “Asheville” and where she dreams about the sea and finding friends, “and if any good things developed from a solid friendship, then it would be a great bonus!!”
Yeah, sure, that’s why “she” sends the mails via a Norwegian PC (probably a zombie) with a different sender name & address.
I won’t publish the enclosed photo this time – not because it were pornographic, but because I’m scared its kitschiness might scare off my visitors. 
Just as the other photos that are linked to on that page (which were apparently grabbed elsewhere, as the path names indicate, and which don’t contain any malware according to VirusTotal) could hardly be more kitschy.
Update: To summarize the German comments below (thanks!): “She” kept mailing the same mails to many others, mentioning “she” were back in Russia and the language becoming typical for automatic translation, “she” hardly or never reacted to what the men replied, wants to know address and airport, and finally wants money – and there you have it, just a typical love scam. So just ignore “her”!
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