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Just another (somewhat funny) German spam mail…
Ein schrecklicher Luftsturz
Another scam mail that has been automatically translated into German by the scammers – so no English version here…
(The title is a wrong translation of “horrible air crash” taken literally.)
Lottery spam from the future
It should be well-known that e-mail addresses can’t win lotteries – especially without actually participating in them – and such “win notifications” only are interested in address and bank data and possibly advance-fee fraud.
Also known should be that automatic translations can produce funny results.1
But that such mails come from the future – wow!
This one specimen arrived on July 7 at 17:11 (that’s 5:11 pm), but would be will sent on July 8 at 11:09 UTC in order to will informed have me on July 9 about the “drawing” from July 8 had. Or something to that extent. It’s so difficult with these tenses…
(The mail is also funny for its “German”, but there’s not much point in showing it here in the English part of my blog…)
- especially if they need two steps, e.g. Russian → English → German [↩]
I’d prefer dating scam spam…
…since there’s ususally a photo included, but you can’t have it all, another Anghela is hard to find. So this mail here (the image on the right was not included) is just a generic 419 scam – except that it’s not from Nigeria but South Africa (or at least claims to be) –, promising a multi-million sum for a pretended money transfer.
And, alas, the senders translated their English (which is maybe not completely perfect, and at any rate quite complicated for automatic translation) automatically into German, making it somewhat funny – in German, that is, so this is not really something funny for you English readers, sorry… Let me just mention that their statement about this business being “100% safe” turned into “100%-Safe”, i.e. a 100% safe/vault, hence my little image on the right.
Their English original (which they also included) isn’t really worth reading, but for the sake of completeness, I included it here: