On the anniversary of Freddie Mercury‘s death (5 Sep 1946 – 24 Nov 1991): In My Defence (2000 video version)
Links of the Week (2008/47)
- Play old C64 games online (via Caschy)
- Religious playing/collecting cards (with property values etc.)
(via Pharyngula)
- The Lego minifig timeline at Gizmodo (via Cool Ground)
The perfect post
The Holy Trinity of the Three Sevens in the combination of mind and soul with the four elements brings you this divine perfect post, the sevenhundredandseventyseventh of my blog, for your complete enlightenment.
Know ye, it is written:
Divide the triple bad luck twice by the elemental bad luck, so that it shall dissolve itself and the divine perfect remain.1
Like the trinity and the four elements put together result in the Seven, the perfect 777 consists of four elemental trinities based on the double Three.2
Write this following Prayer in your best handwriting on handmade paper, frame it and hang it 7.77 centimeters above the floor, lie down in front of it at a distance of 7.77 inches and loudly speak the Prayer 777 times in 7.77 hours, so that you shall find complete enlightenment and no longer need candles nor lightbulbs, now and for evermore.
This is how ye shall pray:
Our number, who art in cosmos,
Hallowed be thy prime factors.
Thy factorization come.
Thy calculation be done,
In the computer as in our heads.
Give us this day our daily enlightenment.
And forgive us our miscalculations,
As we forgive those who calculate against us.
And lead us not into division by zero,
But deliver us from the 666.
For thine is the 3, and the 7, and the 37,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
Shipping costs for truth?
Welcome to the latest edition of “replying” to search queries… i am the evil laughing inside of you!
For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.
Please lord let brook come to school today and everyday because we made a deal that we have no we made a friend ship truth that we will come to skool everyday from now on!!!!I BEALIVE IN HER I WANT HER TO NOT BRAKE THAT FRIENDSHIP PROMIS I WANT her to be
No god’s gonna help you, but keep going to school in any case, I don’t want any friend to ship the truth again! (What are the shipping costs, by the way?) Orthograpy and punctuation: F.
Let me correct that (hoping I got everything right myself):
Please, lord, let Brook1 come to school today and everyday because we made a deal that we have, no, we made a friend ship truth friendship troth2 that we will come to skool school everyday from now on!!!! I BEALIVE BELIEVE IN HER, I WANT HER TO NOT BRAKE BREAK THAT FRIENDSHIP PROMISE, I WANT her to be …(what?)
Baby Go Crazy Break The Rules Baby Come Take Me After School Oh Let Me Go
Take or let go? Now what? And with all that bad spelling above??
did color me badd pray over there song
A song about whether Color Me Badd were praying over there?? And anyway, over where?
deep purpple smoke of the worter
No, not quite there yet. But don’t give up, maybe you make it next week.
(do you see colours when you die)
((Depends on where you die.))
german e-mail excuse
Oh, no problem, I understand German.
please tell me you’re a fire waiting for my dry humor
Dry humor is too good to get burned. Speaking of burning:
why are there no more matchstick men
Here’s the answer:
(artist unknown – anyone know more?)
how to stop electricity meter
Stop consuming electricity.
girl wears too to with no underwear
Tutu or not tutu, that is the question. Or would you prefer a doodle? I do doodle. You too. You do doodle, too.3
numerology 7 and 16
Anyone is actually numbering numerologies consecutively?
www.twogirls and onecap.com
No, domain names don’t look like that, and its content is also wrong.
full moon water won’t go bad
Full moon water is already bad – bad for your mind if you believe it would be different from water filled on other days.
virator diaper
Might very well be that (used) diapers are a source vor viruses and other germs – so wash or dispose off them soon!
Bye, let’s stop before anyone gets sick from the last few search queries – and if you want to be like me, then remember: I Steal Lots Of Sweets From Little Babies COZ IM A REAL MAN!!!!!
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