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Testing, Testing…

I’m combining a few “personality tests” in this post:

First, the test for the “Wall-E” movie – probably I’m one of the last German bloggers to take it… sorry, it’s German only:

Wall-E-Test: Du bist EVE. Du bist neugierig, stets darauf aus, Neues zu entdecken. Du bist pflichtbewusst, aber kritisch und kannst dich durchsetzen. Für Freunde gehst du durchs Feuer und hast vor fast nichts Angst.

What Gender Is Your Brain? (this one’s in Englisch; via Tshalina.)1

Your Brain is 27% Female, 73% Male
You have a total boy brain.
Logical and detailed, you tend to look at the facts.
And while your emotions do sway you sometimes…
You never like to get feelings too involved.

And also via Tshalina these tests from Fit for fun (German; I didn’t translate the full result texts):

Liebesbarometer: Wie gut sind Sie im Bett? = Love barometer: How good are you in bed?

27 % The experts
73 % The epicures

Der Erotik-Test: Welcher Sex-Typ bin ich? = The erotics test: Which sex type am I?

40 % The pasha
30 % The forward
20 % The dreamer
10 % The gentleman

How accurate these results are, well, let’s leave aside that question…

And you? :mrgreen:

  1. I’ve taken the liberty to write the text directly, without the table and the brain drawing that’s the same for all results. []

Searching for panties

Another special edition of search requests

For those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

Now then – some are im top but naked below. I.e. without panties. But why do things by halves? naked and without panties! Naked but with panties wouldn’t be really naked anyway. Unless you phrase it like this: naked except for panties.

And if the panties slip down, you can say: great she wears no panties, and she says: I wasn’t wearing any panties. Thus she’s also doing sports without panties only in mini, and because it’s summer, she eats an ice-cream without panties afterwards. If these were her only panties and she lost them for good, she says: I got no panties, and the lucky finder of the lost panties says: welcome panties!

And who knows, maybe she gets a thong for present from her boyfriend, and then she can say: I sometimes wear thongs at school – I only hope it’s not the only clothes she’s wearing. And to make him get a taste for it, she thinks: buy only thongs for my boyfriend, resulting im him saying: as man I like to wear thongs. (And as woman?)

Brings up the question, why do we wear thongs? Well: diapers are kinky. And even if it were written correctly, Cellebs in Deapers certainly aren’t the end of panties.

Some have problems with this topic that make them stutter: wife won’t convert to thongs thong. Well, maybe she’s one of those who people shout about: FILLING THEIR PANTIES WITH SHIT. Yuck! Don’t want that here! And I can do without her panties were a little yellow, too, but it might happen during a along day, I guess.

“bath attendant” briefs gay
Hmm, those wearing underwear with “bath attendant” printed on it certainly suffer from misguided taste, but I don’t think that’s a sure criterion for their sexual preferences.

chastity belt ilm
No, I didn’t find a chastity belt in the Ilm (that’s the name of the local “river”) yet. Occasionally a shopping cart, maybe you can build a chastity belt out of these?

That’s it, bye, and remember, I like to show my feet to others, more specifically in thong in front of friends. Not.

Fliege PS: Birds can do it, we can do it, let’s all do it, lets get to it!

Manga, 70% straight – or something like that…

On the Blogwiese (German) there are already a great many manga avatar images, I really had to join in:


Created with FaceYourManga.

And while we’re already playing around, we’ll also take the “Gay-O-Meter” test of Channel 4, who apparently consider a 5 pixel high text sufficiently readable:
…and find out that, like Nadine and Nerdcore where I found that, I’m also 30% gay:
30% gay


She seeks him naked

arms crossed (magnifying glass) Welcome to a special edition of “replying” to search queries about erotic and sexual topics. (The title was a search phrase, too, of course.)

Fot those who don’t know yet: These search phrases, highlighted in grey, led people here, and I neither shortened nor extended them nor made them up, I just translated the German ones.

x-ray glasses nothing underneath
What should anyone want to wear underneath his glasses, anyway?

i wanna girl with long legs and a short coat
Don’t we all? Well, I could do without the coat, too…

why woman refuse to make love when we talk them
Huh? You mean women don’t want sex when you talk to them? Maybe you should work on your conversational skills – or just remain silent. Maybe it helps if you pretend you can’t speak at all…

photo without pties, photoswithoutpanties
I think you should improve your orthography.

uncensord no penties
I think you should improve your orthography.

born free video sex withiut registration
I think you should… well, you know what I mean.

is porn

porn german age 16 and over
No, porn is (regardless of its language) for ages 18 and over. (And “soft erotic” movies rated 16+ are no porn.)

porn have
Nice for you. But you know, there’s no need for such a short message writing style here.

porn bla
Bla bla. Right. You mean we should come to business instead of just talking? Well, bad luck, you won’t see porn here.

Free Preview of How Women Finger themselves and Moan into the Camera
I said you won’t see anything here.

Good idea. Sex with animals is abnormal and forbidden (and rightly so), and sex with objects not that interesting. Is there something special you’re interested in?

fucking scene a man with a woman
What, a regular hetero scene? That’s actually still sought-after?

i like fucking can show me how to fuck a lady
Ah, you got no experience with a woman yet and want to educate yourself further. You got a problem there?

the cunt is too tight
A comment spammer that arrived at about the same time gives the answer: Anal sex.

great idea for porn
But also nothing new.

Let’s briefly get to the topic girls with and without panty:

women playing with panties
women without panties
women with panties
C’mon, make up your mind!

fun without panties, no more panties from today on
Alright, at least you made up your mind – but will you really manage to see it through winter?

its so cold girl lemme get my camera
Well, that’s a reason, at least. :lol: And if it gets hot, that’s a reason to undress and, you got it, also get the camera.

sleep nude
If it get’s hot, that’s certainly a good idea – but watch out that you keep pace with this rollercoster ride of a summer…

nude happy
Yeah, be happy!

men who have themselves bathed in the sun in thongs
I can bathe in the sun on my own, without help.

I think that’s enough for this time. Bye, and remember: when we die we’ll all have our clothes off – but then it’s too late.

Original photo: Tomasz Wojnarowicz – Fotolia.com